Anniversary Shenanigans: Author Visit + Giveaway - Barbara Elsborg (NSFW)

We're so pleased to have Barbara Elsborg in the clubhouse to celebrate today and she was nervous about writing a flash fic for us, so be sure to gush and squee in the comments!

Barbara Elsborg

“It’s okay.” Matt held Jamie tighter. “You’re fine. Honestly.”
“Gone?” Jamie whimpered.
“Might come back.”
“No.” Matt slid his hand under Jamie’s butt and accidentally on purpose stroked the crease of his backside.
Jamie shuddered and Matt hoped it was with desire and not fear.
“I’ll protect you,” Matt whispered and his cock hardened as he pressed his finger against the entrance to Jamie’s body.
Jamie wriggled against him. “Promise?”
If a zombie had broken down the door, Matt would have dealt with it. No way was he going to let this chance evaporate. It had taken him weeks to get Jamie naked, though when the guy had leapt halfway across the room and flung himself at him so they landed in the chair, Matt had been a bit surprised. It was only Jamie’s shriek that made him realise Jamie wasn’t overcome with lust but with fear.
Matt pushed and pressed until his finger slid into Jamie. The gentle gasp of warm air that hit his chest and the tremulous sigh were what he’d hoped for.
“Okay?” Matt asked.
Jamie rocked against him as Matt finger-fucked him and pretty soon they were both breathing heavily. When Matt tried to move him to a different position, Jamie clung tighter so Matt gave up. He’d been so desperate to be doing this with Jamie that he could have probably come just by standing looking at him.
Jamie came first, spurting hot rivulets over Matt’s chest and that triggered Matt’s release. His eyes closed as his cum joined Jamie’s.
But when he opened his eyes, delight turned to dismay. Trouble was back. Shit.
“I’ll go get a cloth.” Jamie tried to get off his lap and Matt pulled him back.
“Let’s stay exactly like this. Please. I love holding you.”
Jamie smiled against his chest. “Okay.”
Now all Matt had to do was wait until that fucking huge spider disappeared back under the door.


Freakin' spiders. We'd like to thank Barbara for joining in the fun. Be sure to let her know what you thought of her fic in the comments!

About Barbara Elsborg

Barbara Elsborg lives in Kent in the south of England. She always wanted to be a spy, but having confessed to everyone without them even resorting to torture, she decided it was not for her. Vulcanology scorched her feet. A morbid fear of sharks put paid to marine biology. So instead, she spent several years successfully selling cyanide.

After dragging up two rotten, ungrateful children and frustrating her sexy, devoted, wonderful husband (who can now stop twisting her arm) she finally has time to conduct an affair with an electrifying plugged-in male, her laptop.

Her books feature quirky heroines and bad boys, and she hopes they are as much fun to read as they are to write.

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  1. Too funny! Loved the twist and the hotness.

  2. LOL! I do not like spiders either. I wish I had someone to distract me so sweetly every time one of those monsters threatens me... ;)

    1. There are too many spiders in my house! I have to hoover them up!

  3. Thank you Barbara for sharing this with us, i loved it.

  4. I was wondering what the creature was. I would've jumped into a chair, too. Thanks for sharing.

  5. LOL! Thank you so much for the laugh and the fic. The twist was awesome!

  6. I knew the twist because that's exactly what I do for my husband. Tell him the spider is all gone whether it is or not.

  7. Whoo, very nice!


  8. OMG!! That twist made me laugh!! You made my morning, thanks!

  9. Great fic. I am not fond of spiders either.

  10. Angela:
    Not a fan of spiders but i loved the ficlet ;)

  11. Nice fic! I don't like spiders as a rule, but the huuuge ones are vile!

  12. Loved the fic! Sweet, hot and lol at the end. I am not afraid of spiders (recently had to capture a tarantula in my house and return it to the wild), but my daughter screams and won't get near them (of course she was the one who discovered said tarantula).

    1. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh you brave thing!!!! I have to admit - I generally don't kill them. I catch them and put them outside but I did have to hoover up the ones in the house a few weeks ago because there were so many!

  13. That was Great!! LOL I loved/hated the spider! :) I am unfortunatly the one who kills or removes the creepy little buggers from my house. loved the story !!

  14. Loved it! Great great ending on the monster! Don't like spiders either!

  15. Gah! I hate spiders but these boys found the perfect way to cope!

  16. Great picture, and i really enjoyed the ficlet!! Thank you for sharing.