Release Day Review: What the Carpenter Saw by Vicki Reese

Wounded warrior Jake Cramer returned from the Middle East missing part of one leg and with a partially paralyzed left arm. He feels useless in his family’s construction business, but carpentry is all he knows. He needs to relearn how to work and how to live. He can’t even consider finding a man to love. Who would want him this way?

Alex Ford is a top-of-the-line architect who’s tired of big cities and wants to settle down, maybe run a small inn. The mansion he inherited from his grandparents might be the ticket to his dream, but it needs a lot of work. When he meets the handsome builder, he knows he’s made the right decision. He just needs to convince Jake that his scars don’t matter. Unfortunately Alex’s greedy family has other ideas, and they’re determined to ruin Alex’s plans and take the inheritance for themselves—even if they have to kill to do it.


If you like Lifetime movies, this book will be for you.

Unfortunately I do not.

The story of Alex and Jake just skimmed the surface of every plot point so everything got wrapped up quickly and cleanly, but there was no true conflict, no meat to dig into and make the characters relatable. It’s hard to connect with one dimensional MC’s and I was bummed because I wanted to connect with these guys.

The set up was gold. A wounded veteran, Jake, is back home and working his way back into civilian life, his family’s construction company bids on a remodel of a historic mansion which happens to be owned by a world renowned architect, Alex. There’s attraction, because, of course there is, but Jake doesn’t think he could ever be worthy of someone like Alex and Alex is longing for a quiet life with someone who loves him for himself. And THAT is where the focus should have stayed. While the idea is not overly original, it’s one that many readers love. Character depth would have been enough to carry this story as is.

But, there was a murder mystery and a LOT of family time thrown in there that detracted from the Alex and Jake time that I wanted. The two actually spent little alone time together so I never got a real feel for them as individuals much less as a couple.

The murder mystery was unnecessary and the evil villain/s were textbook. I don’t want a textbook villain, I want someone with motives more than money, if a book is going to have a bad guy I want one with issues, I want a bit of a character study, I want to feel some empathy and then feel icky for feeling it. With this one I got some money hungry, jealous caricatures and little else but a distraction from Alex and Jake.

The family involvement wasn’t just present it was excessive. I think I knew more about Alex’s sister than I did about Jake. The conversations between Alex, his sister and Jake’s family were so familiar, so fast that it read false. No one makes that many confessions and observations at a first get together or a second or even a third. And then there were so many dialogues that ended with one character making a crack and “everyone laughed” it felt like I was reading a laugh track that wasn’t necessarily funny, just forced.

What was really good was the writing overall. It read easily, it flowed well and it wrapped up all the random strings that were presented throughout the story. For that reason alone I’d read another book by this author. I’m hoping with some additional stories there will be more of a unique voice to the writing and the characters.

For more info on What the Carpenter Saw, visit Dreamspinner Press


**a copy of this story was provided for an honest review**

Blog Tour + Giveaway: All Note Long (Perfect Harmony, #3) by Annabeth Albert


Annabeth Albert is dropping by to share exclusive excerpts of her latest release - All Not Long. Book #3 from her popular Perfect Harmony series. That's right, we get exclusive content and more...a GIVEAWAY! How does $20 Amazon gift card sound? Enter below for your chance to win!

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Title: ALL NOTE LONG
Author: Annabeth Albert
Series Title and Number: Perfect Harmony, Book 3, but stands alone well too
Publisher: Kensington
Cover Artist: Cora Graphics/Kensington
Release Date: August 2, 2016
Heat Level: 4 (explicit m/m sex, but lots and lots of plot too!)
Pairing: Male/Male
Length: aprox. 80,000 words/ 232 pages
Genre/Tags: Romance, M/M Romance, contemporary romance, multi-cultural

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Synopsis

Giving true love a spin . . .

Michelin Moses is a country music star on the rise. With a hit single under his Texas-sized belt buckle and a sold-out concert tour underway, his childhood dreams of making it big are finally coming true. But there’s one thing missing—a promise to his dying mother that he’d find it—him—when the time was right. With a little luck, he won’t have to wait too long . . .

Lucky Ramirez is a hunky boy toy who dances at The Broom Closet, one of West Hollywood’s hottest gay bars. He loves what he does, and he’s good at it—almost as good as he is at playing dumb when he spots Michelin Moses at the bar. What happens next is off the charts—and keeps Michelin coming back for more. He’s just not sure it’s the right move for his career. But if Lucky gets his way, Michelin will get Lucky—and no matter how the media spins it, neither of them will be faking it . . .

Excerpt

Michelin Moses had no business at a gay bar, especially not one as notorious as West Hollywood’s The Broom Closet. And the line to get in totally underscored that—the vestibule was a long, narrow tunnel filled with kids out to enjoy their Friday night. Babies, really. Fresh-faced young things who probably didn’t even need to shave jostled one another in the tight space, laughing and joking as they admired one another’s club wear and gossiped about who was fucking who.

Not that Michelin was listening in, but the space was so tiny it was hard not to. He didn’t have club wear to ogle. He had “please for the love of God don’t notice me” clothes. And the idea of openly pointing to another dude in line and announcing to one’s friends, “Oh yeah, I hit that last weekend” was so totally foreign that he couldn’t help but gape a bit. The plexiglass walls of the tunnel gave off weird shadows—neither the lights outside the club nor the dim track lighting along the bottom edge of the tunnel were enough illumination.

He tugged at the collar of his Henley shirt. Damn, it was hot in here. Too small. Too tight. Not enough air. Shut up. He was not claustrophobic. If this line ever moved, he’d feel better once he was inside the Closet.

If that’s not a metaphor for your whole damn life…

“ID please.” Finally, the line reached the bouncers who were taking ID. Michelin couldn’t even remember the last time he’d had to stand around like this, show ID. At least unlike these nineteen-year-olds with their fake identification, Michelin’s Oregon driver’s license was likely to hold up. The bouncer was a huge guy—so tall and jacked that Michelin felt for the tiny stool that held him up—with surprisingly small, delicate hands.

He held the card aloft before finally handing it back and nodding. “Okay, cowboy. Enjoy your night.”

At least he hadn’t laughed outright at the name. That was something. Shoving his license back in his wallet, he stumbled a bit coming out of the tunnel.

“Watch it,” someone barked behind him.

“Sorry,” Michelin mumbled. Hell, he couldn’t even successfully enter the Closet. A nervous laugh bubbled up in his throat, something he stamped right back down. Forget the stupid bar, coming out of his personal closet was out of the question, and he didn’t need the crowd jostling behind him to remind him of that.

“This your first time here?” a kid to the left of him asked—short little guy with far more bravado than brains. Michelin made a noncommittal response but the kid grabbed his sleeve, his eyes going soft and hooded. “How about you be my daddy for the night? We can make sure it’s your lucky night.” The kid winked.

Ugh. Getting lucky wasn’t even remotely in the cards for his night.

“No thanks.” He pulled away from the kid, scanning the cavernous space for signs of the private party room his friends had promised. And oh holy hell, knowing in the abstract that this place had go-go dancers was a far cry from actually seeing said dancers dispersed through the place on platforms and in cages and even on something resembling a trapeze. Gleaming bronze skin and tiny shorts everywhere he looked.

Fuck the private room. I need a soda. Something to relieve his suddenly parched throat. He turned toward the main bar area and ran smack into one of the elevated dancers’ platforms. Two platforms flanked the opening of the club, directing the stream of traffic toward the bar, sort of like how a different sort of place might have large statues. Only instead of works of stone or ice, this…piece of art in front of Michelin was all man.

And what a specimen he was. The dancer probably wasn’t much older than the kids waiting to get into the club, but there was nothing juvenile about his tall, ripped body or that juicy bubble butt that he worked to perfection the way Michelin’s guitar player did a solo—each muscle working in concert with the others, each wiggle carefully choreographed for maximum appeal. Said butt was encased in a pair of shorts. Or at least Michelin guessed that one would call them shorts—they were longer than underwear, but not by much, and made of a clingy, silky red material. The stitching did things to the guy’s package that shouldn’t be legal.

Those muscular legs and that smooth, oiled chest also needed outlawing. The dancer had completed his look with thick, chunky combat boots, sunglasses, and a necklace with a medal on it. The boots and glasses upped the hotness factor to supernova, giving him an untouchable appeal that made it no surprise that he had a fair-sized crowd around his platform. Right as Michelin completed his muscle-by-muscle catalog of the guy, the dancer’s glasses slipped, revealing chocolaty eyes. His eyebrows went up, and the message he sent Michelin was unmistakable: You gonna stay there all night?

Oh fuck. Michelin was blocking the line of traffic, and more important, blocking access to the platform for the patrons who wanted to slip tips in the guy’s waistband.

Should he? He shoved a hand in his pocket, considering. Did he dare risk touching a piece of that gleaming skin? The lights reflecting off the dancer’s body totally made Michelin think of caramel dripping off flan—rich golden tones only enhanced by the contrast of the shiny black combat boots and his closely cropped black hair.

What the fuck was the protocol in a situation like this? Hi, I’m sorry I’ve been eye-fucking you for the last ten minutes, here’s a five? He’d never been to a straight strip club either. Hell, he avoided most bars like the plague. And eye-fucking? He never ogled—and not just because it could be disastrous to his career. Most of the time he simply felt oblivious, but something about the dancer perked up parts of Michelin that usually stayed dormant. Two people shoved around him to stuff money in the dancer’s shorts, their arms trapping Michelin briefly in place. Coming here had been a giant mistake, just as Gloria had warned him.

“You can’t go to that party! Gossip is already high about you mentoring two gay groups—”

“They’re not gay groups. They just happen to have gay members,” Michelin said wearily, already tired of this latest publicist the label had shoved at him.

“Whatever.” Gloria flipped her bony wrist. “They’re a risk you can’t take right now.”

“It’s no big deal. There will be straight people at the party.” Michelin didn’t bother with the “other straight people” pretext. Gloria knew the drill. “There’s no risk in celebrating a friend’s birthday.”

Except now, looking at the dancer, Michelin knew how wrong he’d been. This place was risk personified, and that dancer was the embodiment of everything Michelin denied himself. The dancer was a triple pour of top-shelf whiskey and Michelin couldn’t stop thinking about the heady rush touching him would bring. He should turn around now. Get back to his car now before he really embarrassed himself—

“Mi—boss! There you are!”

Oh thank you, small mercies, that Lucas stopped himself before he said Michelin’s name. Still, Michelin turned toward him warily. Play it cool, he tried to tell Lucas with his eyes.

Lucas nodded, just slightly. Message received. Like everyone else in the club, Lucas was in his early twenties and about a decade younger than Michelin, but at least he was one of Michelin’s favorite kids, especially because he was here to lead Michelin away from the temptation that was the dancer with the sculpture-worthy ass.

“The party room is back this way.” Lucas motioned with his hand. “Follow me.”

“Babe!” A familiar rangy figure with a punk haircut draped himself over Lucas. “You found him.” Cody had a smile for Michelin, but his affection was all for his boyfriend.

Ordinarily, Michelin loved being around the two of them and the other guys he mentored. Their energy was infectious, and their passion for music renewed his own. But tonight, Michelin’s stomach cramped as he followed the two of them to the rear of the club. Happiness practically rolled off them and their movements were totally in sync with each other. Once Michelin had thought he might get to know what that was like, but those days were long past.

“Don’t even think about doing anything now. You’ve got too much riding on this year. Don’t be foolish. You’ve got the number one country song in America right now. Don’t mess with your momentum.” Gloria’s voice rang in his ears. Nope. No way was Michelin ever getting what his friends shared. No sense in pining for it either. He had a career he loved, friends who made him laugh, and family at his back. He’d known what the trade-offs were when he decided to trade his rock stardom for country crossover success.

Tonight’s strange melancholy mood had him aching to get back home, push all these feelings into working on a new song. With any luck, Michelin could say happy birthday to Jalen, make a round of greetings to the other musicians he was mentoring, and get the hell out of Dodge. Preferably without running into the dancer again. He didn’t need another reminder of how little he fit into this world—or how much he wished life were a bit different.


Thank you so much for having me! In this exclusive excerpt Lucky, my gogo dancer hero, has just agreed to be the fake boyfriend for country superstar Michelin Moses and has agreed to stay in his guest room. But he doesn’t bargain for the chemistry that follows…

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How was it that just yesterday Lucky’s life had seemed to be on track? And now he didn’t even get to sleep in his own bed. But whatever, at least he wasn’t the one who had to inform the people closest to him that he’d been living a lie. Lucky could give the guy a couple of nights in his guest room.
He grabbed the dinner dishes, put them in Michelin’s space-age-looking dishwasher, then wiped the counters down, same as he did for his mom every Sunday night after dinner with his folks. Heck. He had his own awkward phone calls to make later, too. “Hi. I can’t come to dinner tomorrow because I’m dating this superstar and he’s about to be next week’s biggest story.” Yeah, that was going to go over well.  Nothing short of a communicable disease was enough to convince his mom and abuela that family events were optional.
“You didn’t have to do that,” Michelin said from the doorway to the kitchen. He held up Lucky’s duffel. “I grabbed your bag from the truck. Figured you might need it.”
“Thanks.” Lucky took the bag and followed Michelin back through the living room and down the hall past the small room that seemed to serve as an office. They entered a very ordinary bedroom with a nicely made queen bed and—
“Holy crap. Your guest room has a pool.” He strode across the room to the glass sliding door. The room did indeed open onto a small pool set amid rocks with a tiny brick pool house at the far end. Wicked cool. Even with all the views from the other rooms of the house and the brick patio that ran the length of the house, there had been no hint that this little oasis existed. Maybe this wasn’t going to be so terrible. “Can I swim?”
“I don’t know. Can you?” Michelin rubbed his jaw. His face stayed deadpan, but his eyes twinkled with the sort of humor Lucky hadn’t seen very much of. The side of Michelin with the dry sense of humor didn’t come around very often, but when it did, Michelin got infinitely more appealing. It made him seem more like Lucky’s friends—able to give and take a joke—and less like Mr. Big-time Superstar.
Lucky grinned at him. “I was on the swim team in high school, and I’ve got like three Speedos in my bag. And a life guard whistle.” He’d noticed that Michelin liked his football costume last night, and he couldn’t resist teasing. Just a bit. He still wasn’t sleeping with the guy, but pushing his buttons was a bit of fun Lucky’s night desperately needed.
“In that case, knock yourself out.” Michelin’s eyes darted to the duffel he’d set on the bed. Oh yeah. He was interested in Lucky’s lifeguard costume.
“Join me?” Lucky was going to swim no matter what, and he should have been craving some alone time after the ups and downs of the day, but instead found himself reluctant to say good night to Michelin.
Michelin was silent for a long moment, then shook his head. For an instant—just a flicker, really—there was such naked longing in his eyes that Lucky almost forgot that Michelin wasn’t the shy, lonely guy from last night and that he had just made a bargain to keep his hands to himself. If he touched him right now, if he urged Michelin to let go and join him in the pool…
No. You made a business agreement. Stick to it. No sense in getting sentimental.
“Suit yourself.” Lucky didn’t wait for a response, going over to search for a swimsuit in his duffel. He didn’t want to look at Michelin and let his face reveal how much he’d been hoping for a yes.
“I hope you sleep well. Help yourself to any food in the kitchen.” Michelin’s words were too formal, spoken like a guy who seldom had guests but had been taught the right thing to say. Lucky’s hand clenched around his swimsuit. He hated this situation for both of them and hated invading Michelin’s privacy.
“Michelin?” Lucky turned back toward him.
“Yeah?” Michelin said warily, exactly like a man way too used to people wanting favors.
“Nothing. I just hope your phone calls go well.” There was a lot more Lucky wanted to say, but the thin line of Michelin’s mouth and the hard set of his jaw didn’t exactly invite a mutual bitch session about how much the situation sucked, and the polar chill in Michelin’s blue eyes said too much sympathy wasn’t going to be received well.
“Thanks.” The man left the room with the same unreadable expression on his face.
The pool was crystal clear and the absolute perfect temperature. Lucky dove in and settled into some laps.  But later, while taking a breather, he glanced up and saw a shadowed figure watching him from the master suite perched atop the house. The glassed-in room probably had some of the best views in all of L.A., but all Lucky could think about was how closely it resembled a glass fortress, Superman isolated from the rest of the world, watching over the city with hungry eyes and a lonely heart.  

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Annabeth Albert grew up sneaking romance novels under the bed covers. Now, she devours all subgenres of romance out in the open—no flashlights required! When she’s not adding to her keeper shelf, she’s a multi-published Pacific Northwest romance writer.

Emotionally complex, sexy, and funny stories are her favorites both to read and to write. Annabeth loves finding happy endings for a variety of pairings and is a passionate gay rights supporter. In between searching out dark heroes to redeem, she works a rewarding day job and wrangles two children.

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Review: Dark Horse Bundle by Kate Sherwood

Dan Wheeler thought he’d found lasting love and stability, but when it’s all taken away, can he take a chance on something new? In Dark Horse, Dan meets Evan Kaminski and Jeff Stevens while selling a horse and finds himself drawn to the pair of lovers. In Out of the Darkness, Dan is building a new life for himself in California with Evan and Jeff, but can the three of them find balance in their tumultuous relationship? In Of Dark and Bright, Dan, Evan, and Jeff have found their happily-ever-after—mostly—but when Dan’s long-lost sister shows up on their doorstep, the pressure may crack their foundations.


I was going to review each story individually and give each book an individual rating, but after the first book, Dark horse, I was torn. I would not have a enjoyed that book as a standalone and probably wouldn't have continued the series if it wasn't in a bundle. But because I went into this thinking of reading the bundle straight through as one book, I really liked ‘Dark Horse’ as an ‘introduction’ to the relationship and characters. So I'm going to review the bundle as one novel.

Argh. This series was simultaneously wonderful and fucking frustrating. I'll start with the good stuff. The characters were amazing, and the relationship building wonderfully detailed. This series really touched on some of the finer issues involved in commencing a threesome, especially with an already established couple. Each man had to work through insecurities and jealousy to make the relationship work. We also saw how each of these three men complimented each other, and how no two men would have been able to make a relationship work without the third.


The sex did take a little while to get started, but if you're looking at the bundle as one novel, it'd only be about 35% in, which isn't too bad. The sex was always always super hot, although I did have issues with some off page ‘first times’ which I'll get to in the negatives.

This series was also super high in the feels department! I actually loved reading about Dan's healing after Justin, and how Jeff especially helped him through it. That was beautifully written.

On to the negatives, *takes calming breath*. I hated the first sexual encounter that occurred between any of these characters. I won't give too much away but it was between Dan and one of the other men and it was done vindictively, to hurt the third. God it made me so angry I actually skimmed that sex scene and it was THEIR FIRST TIME! Also, there is a fourth guy who Dan is interested in at the beginning, it made sense to his character and development, but I didn't particularly like the segway.

Don't even get me started on the sooo many important relationship milestones that were missed in the gap between the second and third books. The entire middle half of the bundle was about issues Dan and Evan had with each other, and then trying to work out how to make the threesome work. The second book ends with Dan coming to an understanding that he wants to make the threesome work, then suddenly it's 2 years later and we've completely missed everything good. This includes everyone's first ‘I loves yous’ and Dan's first time bottoming, which he was completely adamant about not doing in the second book.


I think I'll remember this series as one I enjoyed, I mean the characters and relationship building are usually what makes or breaks a story and they were done very well here. But I will never forget about the massive annoyances I had with this book, therefore I doubt I'll read it again. Definitely glad I read this once though as it is one of the classic gay polyamorous stories.


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Review: High Contrast (Evolution Ink #1) by Tess Bowery

The deepest scars aren’t the ones that show.

Jacob Shain is your average member of Generation Screwed. He has a boring internship, no cash flow, and a tiny NYC apartment he has to share with Ethan, his much-cooler, tattoo-artist twin brother. Not to mention his love life is DOA. At least, until his brother’s shop hires on a new piercer, and Jacob’s humdrum life takes a turn for the weird.

Cody Turner is gorgeous, funny and kind—everything Jacob wants in a boyfriend. Except for the way he refuses to talk about his past, or where he lives, or anything about his personal life.

When Ethan is arrested while on a mission of mercy, the reason Cody is so tight lipped comes to light. And while Jacob and Cody fight to understand the depth of their feelings for one another, the police dogs catch their scent. So does the local mob.

Now Jacob has to make the hardest choice of his life: stay safe like a good boy, or dive headfirst into a world he barely understands…and hope Cody is there to break his fall.


Warning: Contains a good boy who wants to be bad, a bad boy who longs to be good, bodies that are canvases for living art and high-speed chases with police dogs.


If you love wisecracks, an ensemble supporting cast that read like an alternative Scooby gang and piercings...a lot of piercings with a slow burn romance between comic lovers mixed in...let me introduce you to Tess Bowery's High Contrast (Evolution Ink #1), her first published contemporary.



Jacob Shain is the less cooler twin. He's an unpaid marketing intern to his older twin's tattoo artist. Jacob is used to his role in life, he's fine with it. Until he lays his eyes on his brother's new piercer, Cody Turner. He's larger, blonde, tattooed and pierced. Basically, he's me and Jacob's walking dream (oh boy was he...*hint* piercings upstairs matches downstairs.


Whoops...getting ahead of myself. Pierced fans...gather closer. Seriously.

Jacob is flusters in major geekery for Cody. But Cody is damaged soul, has baggage and bad experiences under his belt that puts Jacob securely in the friend zone. This lasts for a long time. Cody has secrets, no one wouldn't understand, yadda yadda cry me a river. Jacob wants to be Cody's everything and befriends the guy. They share so many interests, but don't say much to take their friendship to the next level.

While the romance slowly burned at the lowest heat in the first half, Jacob's brother and his tattoo shop friends are a crew of sorts. It's stated that Jacob couldn't make other friends than these Evolution Ink shop workers but he didn't read resigned to have them as his friends. In fact, the group read very close like a family, like a team. Any thing that happens to one, seemed to involve them all.

Possible Triggers: Drug Use, Past Abuse (vaguely mentioned & off page, some violence)

The team mentality lends itself into the other major arc of the story since the gang has to solve who is behind ratting to the cops, saving a damaged team member, etc. I felt like I was possibly about the alt Scooby gang rather than the couple in the first half.

The last 40% or so? Made up for the slight. The build was worth it.



Knowing that High Contrast has fan fiction roots made a major difference for me while reading. (This isn't a secret.) It helped put some of the parts where reality needed to be suspended into perspective. I rated this a little higher after learning about its roots like why the slow burn was so slow. It was due to what I dub fan fic drag - the writer drags out the inevitable for chapters upon chapter, for numerous weeks for maximum readership.

Such was the case in here. All systems were go, words were exchanged, just about everyone comments on Jacob and Cody's non-movement to the next phase. A warning for those not too keen on supporting characters lending their two cents.

There were issues for me even though I enjoyed the couple.

The suspense/action....eh. They aren't super heroes, so I'm not sold on every day new adults jumping into the fray against mobs and drug lords. Or breaking and entering because the cops aren't to be trusted etc. I was on board up until the arrest aftermath...after that, things got a little pear shaped in the believability spectrum. For the fandom? Totally works and it's clever how their characteristics are tied into "every day" folks.

The mannerisms...sometimes the inner voices and facial expressions were read too eerily for contemp. You can totally read expressions off of someone's face but sometimes the inner dialogue read like the characters were mind readers

The last 10-15% - it read like a comic book. (The entire story did TBH) But the showdown, the double identities, the 'violence', dealing with a work bully, etc...my reality suspension rubber snapped here and there. Pair that with the NYC setting, something was off kilter for me here. It didn't seem as...contemporary. More like AU.

Cody...on the surface, he's the total package. And I wouldn't categorize him as a "bad boy". He's had a crap life and only shitty options available. Something that read a little off for me was the past relationship and the way the abuse (off page) didn't seem to affect as much as he tried to portray. The author does a decent enough of laying the groundwork as to why Cody is tight lipped...but somewhere in the last third of the story...it was more like lip service than characteristics. I still like him though. (Even if there weren't any piercings)

But...the sweet romance between two good, geeky guys? The hot sex? THE PIERCINGS?! *coughs* Frenum ladder (swoon), Prince Albert (swoon^2), hip, lip, tongue and ear piercings on top of the tatts and scars?  (There was scarification and a mention or two of suspension)


Totally worth the read.

I think the romance part was stronger than the crime/suspense. The wisecracks were a little too thick for me. I think snark loving readers should totally check this out. For me the funny can be laid on too thick and I don't mind if the dialogue didn't read like smart alecky bumper stickers. But my humor needs might be as simpatico as potential readers. Take the humor gripe with a grain of salt.

I'm definitely checking out the next book in the series. I'm hoping it might be starring a hothead and a lawyer.

The writing was engaging, even if sometime it went over my head. I liked the characters.

I recommend this to fan fic readers, especially comic fandoms, new adult readers who prefer their main characters to really get to know one another before being intimate and Prince Albert fans.

Because royalty and all that jazz. ;P




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Review: The Pirate of Fathoms Deep (Tales of the High Court #2) by Megan Derr

High Commander Lesto Arseni is the most feared man in the Harken Empire. None but the High King dares risk his wrath—and a pirate who once punched him in the middle of the imperial pavilion. A pirate who later snuck away with Lesto to an empty room, touched him in ways far more memorable. And then immediately bolted like a man who'd gotten what he wanted.

Shemal just wants to live a normal life, leave his pirating days behind him and prove that he's respectable now. The last thing he needs is the two idiots who show up wanting his help with the noble they've kidnapped—the very man Shemal had been hoping to prove himself to, the man he hasn't forgotten since Shemal punched him a year and a half ago.


High Commander Lesto Arseni is the second most powerful man in the empire, right after the king. The only person who’s ever defied him was a pirate who punched him in the middle of the court, and then later screwed him in a spare room, before disappearing. For over a year, that pirate has captivated Lesto. When an unfortunate turn of events lands him right at the pirate’s doorstep, Lesto knows he’s not going to let the man slip away from him so easily a second time.

Shemal gave of up pirating, and committed to living a regular law-abiding life. He gave up pirating because he was tired of living as an outlaw, but in the back of his mind he can’t help but wonder whether the High Commander would approve. After they’re thrown back together, Shemal has a chance to win Lesto. But their very different backgrounds, a political crisis, and jealous courtiers stand between their happiness.

When I read a fantasy book by Megan Derr, I know that I’m in for a captivating treat. ‘The Pirate of Fathoms Deep’ was no different. The author did an excellent job with the world-building, making it easy to imagine the different lands that Lesto and Shemal travel through, and the society they live in. I haven’t read the preceding book, but this book works perfectly fine as a standalone.


Lesto and Shemal’s relationship is totally insta-love. They spend a few minutes together to have a quickie, and then spend the following months pining for each other. When they’re reunited, not only do they want to have another go in the bedroom, but the two also can’t stop themselves from thinking about a future together.

Ordinarily, I’m not a fan of insta-love, unless the story revolves around mates or fated loves. But if an author can convince me that the two MCs truly belong together, I’m all on board with the quick jump to love. Shemal and Lesto clearly belong together, and their connection felt genuine, even if it was made in such a short span of time.

I enjoyed the dynamic between the two MCs. Lesto might be one of the most powerful men in the empire, but he likes to give up control and be taken care of behind closed doors. Shemal, though he doubts his place in Lesto’s grand life, realizes this early on and tries to be what Lesto needs.

The two MCs are opposites in many ways, and balance each other out. I liked seeing Lesto lighten up around Shemal. And I loved seeing Shemal slowly realize that he deserves Lesto and happiness, no matter their vastly different backgrounds.


The mystery plot was engaging, though more of a side-story. I liked the political intrigue, and how Shemal and Lesto centered in it. The dramatic conclusion was a bit predictable, though I still liked it.

If you’re looking for some fun and romantic fantasy MM with an entertaining mystery on the side, I’d recommend this book!


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Review: Just a Suit by H.P. Medina

Merrick works on Savile Row, catering to the nouveau rich and frequently questioning his life choices. But between the days that seemed designed to vex him are visits from Darcy: spy, best friend, and hopeless crush.

When Merrick is abruptly kidnapped one day, he fervently hopes it's one of Darcy's infamous pranks and not the worst—and possibly last—day of his life.



Super cute.


I like stories that involve unrequited love being requited and that's what Just a Suit is. Merrick is a bit... stringent when it comes to his work as a tailor. Ok, he's a snob. And kind of judgey. He has a small shop on Savile Row that caters to the posh set, most of whom have no taste or style. Merrick would just assume they all leave things to him to decide.

Like Darcy.



If he could just get Darcy to take care of his suits all would be right in his carefully constructed sartorial world.

But Darcy has an infuriating insouciance when it comes to his apparel. Could be an occupational hazard, though.



The series of events that finally brings these two long time friends together is both super cute and a little hilarious. Nothing like the safety cluelessness brings. Even when the clueless have been "nicked by nutters with guns".



This is my first experience with this author and I like their style; it's smart with a bit of panache. This story is engaging and just plain ole fun. There will never come a time when I don't appreciate a skin tingling sex scene and this delivered, in Venice no less. *meow* 






Who'd pull away from a kiss like fire and colour in a grey, sad world?

Who, indeed.
 
Recommend for those who like a little cheeky adventure in their romance.




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Review: Thorns and Fangs (Thorns and Fangs, #1) by Gillian St. Kevern

Nate is caught between two dangerously hot vampires who can compel people to do whatever they want and a ruthless necromancer who wants Nate for all the wrong reasons—and that’s only the start of his problems.

Escort Nate prides himself on two things: his ability to please his clients and his normality – living in the monster capital of the world, ordinary is rare. Hunter, a darkly charming vampire with more charisma than is good for him, decides Nate is just what he needs. Nate’s sympathetic nature and skill in the bedroom are put to the ultimate test. But Hunter wants Nate for someone else – his brother, Ben. Nate is immediately attracted by the control with which Ben holds his sensitive nature in force. Too afraid of becoming a monster to allow himself to feel, Ben struggles to resist Nate’s generosity of emotion. As a vindictive necromancer makes Ben his target of revenge, Nate discovers that making people feel good doesn’t compare to making Ben feel. As Nate’s normal world crumbles around him, and he desperately searches for a way to save Ben, Nate is unable to escape becoming the necromancer’s latest victim.

But Nate’s death is only the beginning. Coming back to life in the bathroom of Gunn, a Department Seven officer who hates the vampire family that Ben and Hunter belong to, Nate doesn’t know who to trust or even what he is. As the necromancer’s trap pulls tighter around himself and Ben, Nate is forced to let go of normal and embrace powers he doesn’t fully understand. In defiance of Ben’s vampire sire and hunted by Department Seven, Nate and Ben finally learn to trust and rely on each other. But when the necromancer succeeds in capturing Ben, Nate alone can come to his rescue.



You'll never be the same again

Nate has no idea how true that is. From the moment Hunter walks into Century Club and seeks out Nate as a party favor for his brother's anniversary, Nate's life is turned upside down.

In a city where no one is as they seem; a rough sarcastic cop, a necromancer hellbent on revenge, a clan of powerful vampires, and one human prostitute will turn New Camden inside out.

Soon, nothing in Nate's world will ever be ordinary again.

In order to save the family farm, Nate has become an indentured worker at Century - the hottest club in New Camden that offers whatever flavor or desire you'd want in an escort club. Being indentured isn't all bad; he's happy knowing his family is provided for and it also feeds the need in Nate to be needed. He loves making people happy and he's really good at sex. To Nate, it's a win-win.

When Hunter selects him to be Ben's birthday present for the evening, things are scorching hot. But, Nate knows there are complicated feelings between Ben and Hunter, and despite the connection he himself made with Ben, Ben commands Nate to forget him.

Except commands and glamor don't work on Nate. Because Nate isn't what he seems either.

What reads as a strange love triangle quickly sorts itself out, so don't worry about jilted feelings. This is clearly about the budding relationship between Ben and Nate - if they can survive.

Ben needs to learn how to stop fighting himself - or he'll never be able to fight the supernatural things that hunt him, and Nate needs to learn how to survive because danger lurks around every corner waiting for him.

From the arrogant necromancer trying to take down the vampire family, to Ben and Nate not being able or willing to stay away from each other, and Nate's inadvertent meddling - which literally causes mayhem, this book keeps you on your toes.

There are several subplots in this story, and it makes for an entertaining and interesting read. Gillian unapologetically throws the reader into the universe she created - there's not much in the way of information dump to help navigate your way through this strange new world that is New Camden.

And the side characters, like Hunter - the sexy vampire, Gunn - the gruff cop, and Aki - Nate's coworker, are all well written and flushed out, so who gets the honor of the next book in this series is anyone's guess. But I'd be happy with any, so long as I get some answers.

Because this book? It left me with a ton of questions.

It ends on a more HFN note than a HEA - so it will be interesting to see if Ben and Nate make an appearance in the next installment.

This is more than just a romance, it's suspense and mystery, and a unique paranormal that strays from the more common creatures you'd normally stumble across. I'd recommend it to anyone who likes their stories with a nice, meaty plot. (Yes, I did intend to make that sound dirty.)


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Author Bio

Gillian St. Kevern is an author of paranormal romance and urban fantasy. Originally from New Zealand, she currently lives in Japan and has visited over twenty different countries. Her writing is a celebration of the diverse people she meets.

As a chronic traveller, Gillian is interested in journeys rather than endings, writing characters that grow and change to achieve their happy ending. Her stories cross genres, time-periods and continents, taking readers along for an unforgettable ride.



Excerpt

©Gillian St. Kevern 2016 
All rights reserved

I will never be the same again.
The premonition was a cold whisper against the back of Nate’s neck. It spread like frost, cool tendrils sliding down his shoulders to take root in his spine. Hard to shake off, even harder to ignore.
Nothing will ever be the same.
“So your regular doesn’t show. It’s not the end of the world, Aki.” Nate turned, but no one stood next to him. The mixologist polished glasses at the far end of the bar, and the couple nearest Nate were only interested in each other. He was alone.
Or as alone as possible in the most popular club in New Camden.
The house DJ had turned up the lights and music to fill the gap left by the live band, and the dance floor was packed. Nate only had to stretch out his arm to touch someone. Strobe lights caught the lingering dry ice from the stage show, and the teasing play of light on the insubstantial mist gave the dancers a hint of its incorporeal mystery. Nate loved that, loved the thrill as he stepped onto the floor, as if the dancers might vanish before he reached them. The warmth of the bodies brushing against him always gave him a rush of triumph.
Tonight, with the premonition clammy on his skin, it looked more like smoke. Nate glanced over the bar. The red emergency box resembled an ordinary fire alarm. It was only when you noticed that the contents included a string of garlic, a flask and a sharpened wooden stake that the words registered—In Case of Vampires, Break Glass.
Vampires. I’ve been here six months and haven’t even seen a single bat! Nate snorted, turning back to the dance floor. New Camden might be home to the biggest population of supernaturals in the world, but none of them were getting in without strict adherence to Century’s dress code. The club’s security system was better than some banks, thanks to its unique nature (and New Camden’s unique risks), but management believed “better safe than scandal” and for very good reason. The club existed only through a very careful balancing act. It had the respectability afforded by success, just risqué enough to titillate its clients without alarming them. Security was a selling point, from the uniformed bouncers, prominently positioned at the front of the house, to the plainclothes security guards who mingled with the guests, and the alarm built into Nate’s wristband that connected directly to Department Seven, the branch of law enforcement that dealt directly with supernatural threats.
“Dracula himself couldn’t get in here without a spot check.” Except for the occasional newspaper headline about an empty tomb or werewolf attack, New Camden was just another big city. And the sooner Nate kicked this weird feeling of danger and remembered that, the better.
“Did I hear ‘pick up for table three’?” Aki leaned against the bar beside Nate. “You’re never going to make your repayments slacking off like that. Look at me. A round of seven cocktails, and that’s only the start.”
Nate looked over his fellow host’s head to table three. A cluster of girls in evening dresses. A hen do, or maybe college girls on a rite of passage. “Sucks to be me. You with a table full of girls, and me with only one client to my score.”
Aki was instantly suspicious. “It’s not even been a half hour.”
“Forty minutes.” Nate smirked. “Blow job, bonus, and I got time left over.”
“No way.” Aki snatched Nate’s wrist. “Show me your band.”
Nate grinned, letting Aki see the wristband. The thin strip of plastic hadn’t left his skin since he’d started working at Century. Where Aki’s displayed a thin green line down the middle, indicating that he was available, Nate’s was a dull black, invisible in the dark. Until the internal timer finished its slow countdown, Nate was a free agent.
“Un-fucking-believable.” Aki dropped Nate’s hand. “I don’t know how you do it.”
Nate stretched, enjoying the tug of his tight clothing against his body. “I’m just that good.”
“Just that desperate.” Aki shook his head. “I have got to teach you standards.”
“There’s nothing wrong with my choice of clients.”
Aki raised a perfectly trimmed eyebrow. “Would I have done the guy?”
Nate bit his lip. He’d seen the man at the bar, toying with his glass as he watched two of the other hosts grind against each other on the floor. His blond hair was so thin it gave the unfortunate suggestion of baldness, and he was short enough anyone could see it. The older hosts definitely had. They made a point of avoiding eye contact.
Nate had ducked his head as he approached the guy. He couldn’t hide his height, but he’d emphasized the country drawl he usually downplayed. His youth did the rest. Presented with a challenge within his abilities, the man eagerly proved himself. He’d gone for a blow job in a partially lit corner of the club, fucking Nate’s mouth with overcompensatory fervor.
Method and means left much to be desired, but Nate got a kick out of being on display. Secure in himself, he’d played up to the guy, getting him off with charitable ease. In return, Nate got a bonus and hadn’t needed all his allotted cooldown time to freshen up. He considered his remaining twenty minutes of freedom worth it. But Aki?
“Only if it was the end of your shift,” Nate admitted. “And it was a slow night.”
Aki drummed his fingers against the bar. “How did I know? From now on, only hot guys count to the tally.”
“So no drink orders?”
Aki gave Nate a sour look as the mixologist slid a tray of drinks across the bar to Aki. All he was going to get from his table was drink orders. “Fine. Reset from now,” he said, struggling to lift the tray. “And no poaching. I saw you looking at the girls.”
“They’re looking at me.” Nate placed a hand beneath the heavy tray to steady it. “What are you going to get out of them besides make-up tips? Customer satisfaction above personal kicks.”
“Don’t quote training at me. I’ve been here an entire month longer than you.” Tray firmly in hand, Aki started toward his table.
Nate grinned at his back. Bickering with Aki was one of the perks of the job. Only a couple of months younger than Nate, Aki used his status as a New Camden native to win arguments. He lived up to the fast-talking, irreverent stereotype of the city, hands and mouth constantly in motion—when he wasn’t looking at his phone.
He was also extremely easy to wind up. Nate settled back against the bar, feeling the most like himself since he heard the whisper. Leave it to Aki. And he still had fifteen minutes of freedom.
The chill went through him before the voice spoke. Nate stood before a force implacably deep, so powerful it would change his entire world. As he struggled to understand the warning, the voice. Rich, warm, and inviting, it spoke straight to Nate’s core, stirring instincts Nate didn’t recognize as his own. He stared at the speaker, all poise forgotten.
The man smiled. Like Nate, he was dark haired and athletic. His slate-gray shirt and dark jacket clung to his trim form with the intimacy of expensive tailoring, and he stood with a confidence that made Nate, tall and broad shouldered, feel shorter. Somewhere in his late twenties, he looked from Nate’s metallic studded T-shirt to his face. The smile deepened into amusement. “Don’t tell me you’ve never had a man buy you a drink before.”
Nate looked down to the two glasses on the bar beside him. A lime wedge and a generous splash of mint leaves marked it as his preferred on-the-job drink. “A mojito?” He deliberately leaned against the bar.
Nate realized his mistake at once. Hosts didn’t accept anything they hadn’t seen made. Century commissioned safety wards from the best magic-users in the city, but they were designed to combat hungry werewolves or starved vampires, not mundane threats like drugging.
How can I refuse the drink now? Nate looked up to find the man’s smoky eyes locked on his. Date rape drugs? This man doesn’t need to resort to anything beyond that smile. “Either you just read my mind or you’ve been watching me.”
His companion was as impressed as Nate should have expected. Not at all. “Watching you,” he said, white teeth suddenly bared as his lips drew back. “Or rather”—he sauntered closer—”watching this.”
Nate tensed a moment too late. The man’s hand was cool despite the thin fabric of Nate’s T-shirt, a confident pressure as he followed the curve of Nate’s back to grip his ass beneath his tight jeans and squeeze roughly.
Smile sharp at Nate’s discomfit, the man retrieved his own drink from the bar. “Finish your drink and join me upstairs.” His voice held the expectation of obedience. “All of it. I don’t want to taste your previous client.” Before Nate could react, he turned and strode toward the stairs.
“Easily avoided.” Nate raised the glass to his lips. He hadn’t just brushed his teeth; he’d changed his T-shirt, too. “Go fuck yourself.” If the guy thought the steep price of drinks included other compensation, he would be very disappointed.
People didn’t come to Century for a quick fuck. They came for an experience. A few years of legalization was not enough to remove the stigma of prostitution, but Century took the stigma out for a few classy cocktails, a change of wardrobe, and sent it home at the end of the night with a decent bill.
The result? A club that attracted attention—even in the city infamous for the largest population of supernatural creatures in the world. Its hosts were as much a part of the club’s successful branding as its location—a beautifully refurbished theater in the downtown area—or the music, the envy of many a festival planner. The air of exclusivity created by the steep entry fee extended to the hosts. They were attractive, came with a high price tag, and had full powers of veto. The man’s assumption of Nate’s compliance was an instant no.
And yet…
Now that the shock passed, Nate saw the possibilities. Century attracted those experimenting with something new. Nate was used to gently guiding. Someone so confident they rejected the niceties entirely? Not only rare, but promising.
Promising enough to overlook the guy’s attitude?
The central staircase was crowded with spectators watching the stage. The man parted them without effort. He didn’t gesture. He simply moved with his destination so firmly in mind that everyone else compromised.
Fuck. Confidence like that is as dangerous as it is hot. A sharp clink of ice drew Nate’s attention to the fact that his glass was already half empty.
Half empty? When had that happened?
Nate’s mouth twisted. Even aware of the man’s effect, he was not immune.
Nate threw back the last of the drink and shouldered through the milling crowd. This place is packed. God, how closely had he been watching to see my earlier client? The thought excited. Nate took the staircase—a beautifully restored relic of the building’s theater past—two ornate steps at a time.