*heavy breathing*
Seriously, uni friends, we are one year old, and we're freaking STOKED. So stoked, in fact, that we squee-sploded in a chat filled with ridiculousness that you can access EXCLUSIVELY here...after the jump...with *whispers* a GIGANTIC GIVEAWAY attached to it. (Okay, so maybe we don't know the meaning of the word "whisper.")
Here's a sneak peek...
Natasha: why is
it called tossing salad, anyway?
Natasha: i
don't see the link
Lorix:
because you toss the leaves in the air (kinda)
Ann of Ween Gaybles:
HAHAHAHAHAHA - Urban Dictionary
Justin:
Tossing salad is sticking your tongue in someone's ass
Natasha: yes,
but why is it called tossing salad?! i dont stick my tongue in salad!
Natasha: i
still don't get it :(
Ann of Ween Gaybles: And
there's J
Lorix: Really
JJ? Not heard that one before
Audrey: Okay, guys,
quick anniversary chat, aaaand begin!!!
Jenni Lea: I
forgot what our anniversary chat is supposed to be about
Cuppers: erm…
Lorix: I've
LOVED loved loved the first year at BMBR.
Audrey:
Anniversary chat is about general squee-age over the occasion of our
anniversary.
Ann of Ween Gaybles: Me
tooooooooooo
Lorix: It's
been way more fun than I could ever have imagined.
Want to know what comes next? We continue in the same vein....with lots of SQUIRRELS and SQUEES after the jump! Oh yeah....AND the humongous giveaway! *wiggles*
More STUFFS (plus the giveaway) - just keep reading! ♥
Ahhhhhh! *stretches out legs and flexes hooves* *waggles horn around* Now, doesn't that feel nice and roomy?
There's not much method to this madness, so here's a peek at the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. As with all good things, it all starts and ends with COX. ;) Don't forget to enter the RIDONKULOUS giveaway at the end...where we're giving away the farm! (almost...not quite...and no, we don't condone bestiality! not really.... >__>)
Natasha: why is
it called tossing salad, anyway?
Natasha: i
don't see the link
Lorix:
because you toss the leaves in the air (kinda)
Ann of Ween Gaybles:
HAHAHAHAHAHA - Urban Dictionary
Justin:
Tossing salad is sticking your tongue in someone's ass
Natasha: yes,
but why is it called tossing salad?! i dont stick my tongue in salad!
Natasha: i
still don't get it :(
Ann of Ween Gaybles: And
there's J
Lorix: Really
JJ? Not heard that one before
Audrey: Okay, guys,
quick anniversary chat, aaaand begin!!!
Jenni Lea: I
forgot what our anniversary chat is supposed to be about
Cuppers: erm…
Lorix: I've
LOVED loved loved the first year at BMBR.
Audrey:
Anniversary chat is about general squee-age over the occasion of our
anniversary.
Ann of Ween Gaybles: Me
tooooooooooo
Lorix: It's
been way more fun than I could ever have imagined.
Cuppers: i
haven't been here an entire year but the last few months have been fantastic!
Sunny: You
fit in well here, Cuppers ;)
Ann of Ween Gaybles:
Favorite things . . . . GO!
Natasha:
favorite things about the blog? or in general?
Lorix: The authors
- they are amazing!
Audrey: I've
loved seeing people chime in on your posts, Lori and Ann. Hearing about the
people who have also discovered books through the blog. :)
Cuppers: i like
the chatzy/doodling thing
Sunny: The
Happy Hour chats are one of my favorite things we do :)
Lorix: Oh
yes, it's fantastic the people we've met doing this.
Ann of Ween Gaybles: D'awww
thanks! We have met some amazing people. I like them much better than RL people
Jenni Lea: I love
our Happy Hour chats. And sunday Funday. And everything else
Natasha: wait
wait wait
Natasha: am I
the only one who hasn't met a unicorn IRL?
Cuppers: no
Ann of Ween Gaybles: Oh
noes!
Lorix: I
kinda thought it'd just be us, posting reviews of books we've liked and
generally just amusing ourselves!
Jenni Lea: Nope,
I haven't either
Natasha: RIGHT
Natasha: okay
good. im not the only one
Lorix: I HAVE!!!!!!!!
Cuppers:
*snort*
Lorix: All
the way over here in rainy blighty!
Jenni Lea: Yeah
Lori, I thought the same thing. It always surprises me when I see our blog
mentioned somewhere else.
Ann of Ween Gaybles: I
think Audrey has met the most RL uni's
Audrey: But
we've mailed you stuff, Natasha, and that's basically the same thing, right? ;)
Cuppers: i also
really like the clubhouse & that The Cox is our mascot
Ann of Ween Gaybles: THE
COX!
Cuppers: i dig
that dude
Breann: THE
COX!
Cuppers: he
cracks me the fuck up
Lorix: Did
Sunny come back from getting a drink?
Sunny: I'm
here!
Natasha: he's
very charming
Audrey: THE
COX!
Audrey: Love
how we auto-CAPS LOCK him. :D
Lorix: Oh
yeah *waves* hi Sunny!!
Ann of Ween Gaybles: I
lined up three drinks to be ready
Natasha: lol,
Ann
Ann of Ween Gaybles: He's
so awesome isn't he?
Sunny: The
COX was perfect for our first AotM :D
Cuppers:
settling in for evening eh Peach?
MANTICORE of SRAL joined the chat
Natasha: YAY
Sunny: SRAL!!!!
Ann of Ween Gaybles:
MANTICORE!
Cuppers:
BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natasha: BROMEO
Lorix: SRAL!!!!!!!!!!
Ann of Ween Gaybles: Well,
fuck a dead goat, SRAL's HERE!
Justin: Where
the hell have you been?
MANTICORE of SRAL: Hi!!!
(I fell asleep)
Jenni Lea:
Manticore is my new favorite word
Cuppers: when
stallion talks...
Ann of Ween Gaybles: Some
Stallion I know is a little fussy
Cuppers: i'm
waiting for it…
MANTICORE of SRAL: I'm
sorry!
Justin: I'm
disappointed, SRAL! *snort*
Audrey:
Manticore = hardcore manties, right?
Audrey: If
not, it should be... >__>
Jenni Lea: YES
AUDREY!!!!
Cuppers: i like
where your head's at too, ma'am
MANTICORE of SRAL:
Manticore loves MANTIES!
Natasha: i was
thinking like... manatee/unicorn
Audrey:
*picturing Stallion wagging his finger*
Natasha:
NARWHAL
Lorix: ooooh
- does SRAL get a written warning for showing up late? You know, to her
non-paying 'job'?
Ann of Ween Gaybles:
*picturing Stallion wagging something else*
Natasha: yes
Audrey:
Ooooooh.
Natasha: i
sentence SRAL to watch someone fuck a dead goat
Audrey: Wag
that "horn," Stallion. Wag it.
Ann of Ween Gaybles: Go
shank 'em with your Narwahl horn Nashed!
Audrey: *high
fives JL and Cuppers, a.k.a. Team Hardcore Manties*
MANTICORE of SRAL: Please
no dead goat fucking. :(
Audrey: SRAL,
we're chatting anniversary squeeage!
Natasha: you
dont have to, Bro, you just have to watch
Audrey: Quick
- favorite thing about the blog and/or anniversary! :)
MANTICORE of SRAL: The
unicorns!
Lorix: The
anniversary has been manic - and so much fun!
Ann of Ween Gaybles:
Unicorns!
Cuppers: not
bey/bey?
Audrey: Awwww!
Excellent answer is excellent. <3
Cuppers: or
#teampain?
Natasha: i like
the allowance of swears
Lorix: Always
the unicorns SRAL, always the unicorns!
Justin: My
favorite thing is the chats and JC
Cuppers: *high
5's, B*
Ann of Ween Gaybles: I love
meeting new authors I might not have met otherwise and other reads who believe
our bullshit
MANTICORE of SRAL:
Unicorns first.
Sunny: I
loved how all the authors were so great about helping us celebrate
Lorix: The
COX!
Jenni Lea: I like
how we use gifs in our blog reviews and no one can tell us not to.
MANTICORE of SRAL: JC =
Jesus Christ?
Lorix: They
were and are amazing.
Ann of Ween Gaybles: COX
MANTICORE of SRAL:
Ohhhhhhhh
Ann of Ween Gaybles: JC =
James Cox
Ann of Ween Gaybles: Always
and forever
Audrey: The
Church of Cox
Justin: And
Nash's drawings!!
Natasha:
thanks, J!
Ann of Ween Gaybles: I love
Unicorn Drawings!!!!
Lorix:
Natasha's drawings are awesome! and the blog graphics and everything
Breann: Our
business model.
Breann: I like
that there's no pressure to do.... anything really.
Breann: and
unicorns.
Cuppers: i
think the authors really like being horned
Cuppers: Kim
Dare did. She was amused.
Ann of Ween Gaybles: I like
our business model
Breann: Yay
for not doing stuff!
Ann of Ween Gaybles:
*shrugs* = business model
Audrey: Our
business model is the bestest.
Natasha: i love
our business model
Lorix: I
adore our business model
Natasha: it
suits my lifestyle
MANTICORE of SRAL: Though
#teampain and BeyBey are great...I didn't learn about them through the blog
Lorix: But I
did L. #teamtom!
Ann of Ween Gaybles: But
you introduced other unicorns to them through the blog
Ann of Ween Gaybles: And I
am the proud owner of a FISTING mug and #TeamTom shirt because of it
Sunny: I
still can't believe how it all works...'cause that business model was very
foreign to me before BMBR
Justin: LOL
Sunny
Cuppers: CANDYLAND
THUNDERDOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenni Lea:
CANDYLAND THUNDERDOME!!!
Breann: Look
at how well we coordinated this crazy month!
Breann: It
works
Natasha: whats
#teamtom?
Lorix:
~teamtom = character out of Bey Deckards Caged series
Ann of Ween Gaybles: We
coordinated?
Breann: EXACTLY
Lorix: Sunny
& Audrey, you're our linchpins! I love our business model but we do need
you & Audrey!
Audrey: Awww,
we need every one of us! <3
Audrey: I love
how we all do our different things, and it comes together like MAGIC. UNICORN
MAGIC.
Breann: MAGIC
Cuppers: I MADE
THE STALLION READ KINK THAT HAD FISTING!!!!!!
Justin: I
loved it too, CC
MANTICORE of SRAL:
Yeah...I have a big mouth when I like an author. Someone says it's sort of
pushy
Ann of Ween Gaybles: You
have a bully Kindle. I respect that
Cuppers: *pets
Baby*
Audrey:
hahahaha
Audrey: The
happy hour chats are my favorite, too.
Natasha: OH
THAT REMINDS ME
Natasha: my
favorite part of BMBR is perhaps dolphin porn
Sunny:
omg...DOLPHIN PORN!
Sunny:
*shudders*
Natasha: wasn't
it weird?! it was so weird
Ann of Ween Gaybles: HAHAHA
- I haven't looked at Sea World the same since
Sunny: Really
weird
MANTICORE of SRAL: I'm
still reading that book
Natasha: LOL
MANTICORE of SRAL:
*giggles*
Audrey: I read
that blowfish bareback thing b/c of L. O__O
Natasha: BRO.
ya gotta finish! the ending.. is so.... ..... written
Justin:
CLOWN'd!
Cuppers: I wish
you'd hurry the fuck up! My gif is dying to be set free!
Breann: I read
clowns because of Natasha and it was AMAZING
MANTICORE of SRAL: That
blowfish book was pretty good though
Natasha: OMG
Natasha: i
LOOOOVE clown porn!
Natasha: so
does Breann
Ann of Ween Gaybles: Well,
when your bestie walks in on you being fucked by a dolphin, there's really no
going back
Breann:
Experience?
Ann of Ween Gaybles:
COWBOY'D
Natasha: that
was one of the funniest, most awkward scenes ina book... ever
Ann of Ween Gaybles:
Agreeeeeeeed!
Cuppers: like a
real dolphin?
Cuppers: for
serious?
Ann of Ween Gaybles:
Dolphin Cock Block is the name of my new band
Breann: OMG I
have to read that scene
Natasha: the
bestie is all "WHAT WHAT WHAT" and he's all "NOOOoooo you don't
understand our REAL LOVE! Don't worry about this dolphin fucking me!"
Natasha: I
almost died. Just thinking about it makes me laugh
Ann of Ween Gaybles: with
his swirly dolphin peen!
Breann: I'm
laughing and I didn't even read it
Audrey:
hahahahhaaha
MANTICORE of SRAL: LMAO
I'll remember this when I finally get to that part
Natasha: he's
corkscrewing this guy's bestie, and he's so awkward
Lorix: Ya
know, I'm really not sorry I haven't read the dolphin porn
Lorix: Though
I did love the clowns! Who knew?
Natasha: lori,
you go on and read it! its so funny
Ann of Ween Gaybles: Plus
there was another dolphin dude
Natasha: yes,
two dolphins, one guy
Natasha: i drew
a picture for it, in fact
MANTICORE of SRAL: The
clowns wasn't half bad.
Justin:
Dolphin DP
Natasha: that i
said i was gonna put on t-shirts... hmmmm
Sunny: The
picture was awesome, the book...not so much
Ann of Ween Gaybles: HAHAHAHAHA
- still amuses the fuck out of me
Cuppers: WUT?
Ann of Ween Gaybles: I'd
buy that T-shirt!
Natasha: cuppy,
go look at my review for Dolphin Dreams... thats the pic i was gonna put on a
shirt
Cuppers:
dolphin dp?
Cuppers: i…
Ann of Ween Gaybles: That I
would buy on a shirt
Lorix: no
sea-life sex for life! (Reading for me, the sea creatures are fine to have sex,
I just don't want to read about it).
Ann of Ween Gaybles: They
didn't get to DP because of the BFF cock block
Justin: cc
here you go: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6001...
Natasha: but
like human x dolphin not like shifters exactly... REAL dolphin
Cuppers: THAT'S
ADORBZ!!!!
Audrey: Maybe
we could do a merman book chat...
MANTICORE of SRAL: I'm
down
Ann of Ween Gaybles:
ooooooooooooooooo - I love mermen
Justin: I have
a few mermen books
Lorix: Colby
merman!
Sunny: Of
course you do, J!
Ann of Ween Gaybles: YES!
Justin:
Sunshine......
Lorix: JJ has
everything!
Sunny:
*innocence*
Jenni Lea: You
know what one of my favorite things is about the chats? SQUIRREL!
Natasha: wait
wait, that's how this all started
Natasha:
playing with food - merikans
Audrey: YES!
Audrey: I
remember reading that story when we first met!
Natasha: it was
my first weird story!
Ann of Ween Gaybles: That
story was fucked up. I liked it
Lorix: (I've
not read playing with food - don't disown me).
Breann: I
haven't read it either
Ann of Ween Gaybles: After
that you rec'd Fucked in the Nostril by a Micro Penis
Natasha: its
okay, Lori, its real weird. its like merman rapey
MANTICORE of SRAL: How
did I not get you to read this, Lori?
Natasha: but i
4 starred it because thats what i do
Audrey:
hahahhahaha
Audrey: It's
merman DUBcon.
Audrey:
Exsqueeze me.
MANTICORE of SRAL: Lori,
you can handle this.
Cuppers: wait
the merman had a micropenis?
Lorix:
Hmmmm...not into dub/non con. Even with mermen!
Cuppers: i'm so
confused
Audrey: No, he
had a normal weiner. I think.
Lorix: Welcome
to BMBR Cuppers!
Cuppers: thanks
Downton
Sunny: lol, I
was just going to say that, Lori!
Jenni Lea: Don't
worry Cuppers, so am I
Lorix: Where
everything is confusing and yet it still works!
Natasha: its a
penis inside his scaley exterior
Audrey: His
pelvic slit!
MANTICORE of SRAL: And
Cupcake? How the fuck did she miss my rec too?
Natasha: i was
kinda into the pelvic slit
Audrey: Me
too. >__>
Natasha: it's
my new 'thing'
Audrey: It was
kinda hot.
Natasha:
yeeesssssss, so hot!
Audrey: *high
fives Natasha*
Sunny: Any
other favorite memories of the past year?
Cuppers: you
rec'd me a merman dub con book where the merman had a micropenis?
MANTICORE of SRAL: It was
odd but it's readable.
Ann of Ween Gaybles:
"slit" is just one of those ick words
Cuppers: like
'ripe'
Jenni Lea: Yes
Ann! Like 'suckle'
Ann of Ween Gaybles: and
"stool"
Ann of Ween Gaybles: and
"moist"
Audrey: My
face right now is D: gross.
Ann of Ween Gaybles: and
"sheath"
Cuppers:
*shudders*
Lorix:
Laughing. You guys make me laugh so much. Semen cocktails....
Sunny: please
leave the M word of our chats...
Justin:
fluffering holes
MANTICORE of SRAL: SHEATH
Ann of Ween Gaybles: My sis
and I text each other ick words during the day just because
MANTICORE of SRAL:
UNDERPANTS
Cuppers:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Justin:
fluttering holes
Ann of Ween Gaybles: MOIST!
Sunny: ANN!!!
Sunny: STOP
IT!
Natasha: i hate
the word "zest". i dunno. its my only hated word
Sunny:
lmao...
Cuppers: i like
when Sunny gets all bossy w/her shouty capitals
Audrey: But
but...moist slits need loving, too!
Ann of Ween Gaybles:
HAHAHAHA - Audrey!
Lorix: Under
pants are a perfectly acceptable clothing item
Sunny: No,
they are NOT
MANTICORE of SRAL: Zest?
But you're not fully clean unles you're ZESTfully clean
Lorix: fave
things - Taters explaining scat to Miss Sweet'N'Innocvent here.
Audrey: I
liked fluffering holes, J.
Ann of Ween Gaybles: Cuz
you like fluff and smuff
Cuppers: i'm
confused by fluffering
Audrey: It's a
fluffer doing fluffer-y things to a hole, obvs. ;)
Cuppers: zest
is an ick word?
Natasha: zest
is the ickiest word
Natasha: it can
describe a type of soap, or a type of dorito
Natasha: its
WRONG
Audrey: Zest
is also the zest of a lemon peel.
Lorix: Zest?
So no recipe books for you
MANTICORE of SRAL:
PALSIED CHANNELS!
Jenni Lea: NO
FLUTTERING HOLES! EVER!
Cuppers: like
tossing salads?
Ann of Ween Gaybles: How
about a quivering channel?
Sunny: One of
my favorite memories...Tali's reaction to our chat about Thick as Thieves
Ann of Ween Gaybles: Yes
Sunny!
Justin: good
one Sunny!
Natasha: NO
LISTENING TO THE RADIO
Natasha: OH
Natasha: my
favorite memory is when everyone on GR could see what we were posting in our
secret chat and had to think up secret words to describe dirty things
Ann of Ween Gaybles: OMG -
I forgot about that!
MANTICORE of SRAL: That's
a good one!
Lorix: The
code! The CUM Code
Ann of Ween Gaybles: Poor
Breann!
Audrey: OMG,
that was great.
Natasha:
painting the fence!
Cuppers: what
happened?
Sunny:
lol...that was hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing when they showed up
Audrey:
Reading recipes!
Natasha: wasn't
something David Spade?
Audrey:
Reading recipes = tossing salads = fluffering a hole
Lorix:
Breann's updates kept getting shown on the main feed!
Sunny:
Cupcake, when they first started the group, the secret chat wasn't so secret
Breann: stupid
iphone
MANTICORE of SRAL:
Hahahaha
Ann of Ween Gaybles:
Cuppers - whenever someone was using the GR app their comments were showing up
on the main feed instead of just the private group
Natasha: LOL OH
YEAH! hot guy = david spade (ie. Oh that guy is totally David Spade)
Justin: That
day the app went crazy was HILARIOUS!
Justin: We
were making plans to bust out of prison
Cuppers: like
in the chat or the clubhouse?
Sunny:
clubhouse
Justin: Jay
Bell posting on FB that someone other than his husband wanted to see his peen
Cuppers: J, you
wanna see Jay's peen?
Sunny: J,
that was hilarious, too :D
Lorix: That
was a special moment JJ. A special moment!
Breann: OMG!
Jay Bell's reaction to our chat!! It was awesome
Jenni Lea: I
loved how we all read a different version of the same book yet we still managed
to come together and make sense of it in our chat. NOW THAT'S UNICORN MAGIC!
Audrey: hahahahhahahaha,
JL, it was AWESOME! :D
Breann: That
was HI-larious
Lorix: Our
chats are the best!
Jenni Lea: I
LOVED Tali's reaction to our chat!
Ann of Ween Gaybles: J
wants all the peen
Lorix: Tali
is wonderful.
MANTICORE of SRAL: Tali!
Ann of Ween Gaybles: I love
Tali! I have a signed copy of Thick as Thieves on my Shelf of Awesome
Cuppers: you
met her too?
MANTICORE of SRAL: OMG I
still cherish my swag to this day!
Natasha: i
loved Thick as Thieves. Its one of my favorite BMBR reads
Cuppers: when's
the next one coming out? more Vorgell please!!!!!
Ann of Ween Gaybles: I
wish! She sent copies to whoever requested it. She sent a bunch of awesome swag
Ann of Ween Gaybles: J
loved Vorgel best
Audrey:
Wrapping up anniversary portion.....what do we most want to see in the year
ahead?
Justin:
Squirrel......I miss JO!
Natasha: more
porn
Lorix: More
of the same!
Jenni Lea: More
peen!
MANTICORE of SRAL: OMG
more hot authors?
Ann of Ween Gaybles: PORN
AND PEEN
Lorix: I miss
Jo too JJ,
Ann of Ween Gaybles: New
authors, new words, new discoveries
Natasha: me
three!
Sunny: More
fun chats :)
Justin: Porn
& Peen FTW
Ann of Ween Gaybles: Of
Porn and Peen
Lorix: Just
more of it all - this year has been fabulous fun.
MANTICORE of SRAL: Porn
and Peen!! Yes!!
Ann of Ween Gaybles: I miss
Jo too *hugs Jo*
Natasha: yes
pretty much i want to see more weiners
Sunny: Jo,
come back!
Cuppers: porn,
peen & unicorns :)
MANTICORE of SRAL: Best
year ever. Who knew you could have so much fun reviewing?
Ann of Ween Gaybles:
WEINERS
Ann of Ween Gaybles: The
great weiner debate was fun
Lorix: Exactly!!
Audrey:
Weiners are winners!
Natasha: oh
YEAH@
Breann: no
weiners!
Ann of Ween Gaybles: That
was an excellent campaign
MANTICORE of SRAL: No YA
in May party remains a united front!
Lorix: The
great books I've read that I wouldn't have if it wasn't for the blog - either
chat books or requests and discovering authors to LOVE!
Natasha:
vertical weiners i think are the best kinds
Ann of Ween Gaybles:
Depending on where you're standing, horizontal weiners can work too
Justin: firm
weiners are the best
Sunny: I
thought we agreed for the guy with two, vertical was better?
Natasha: but if
we're eye to eye (lol, as if) vertical sounds good!
Ann of Ween Gaybles: Agreed
J, agreed
Sunny:
lol...J! Yes, I prefer firms ones myself :)
Lorix:
Discussing how best a two dicked dude would 'wear' his appendages...
Natasha: i also
like rainbow dicks. those are good
Ann of Ween Gaybles: from a
side angle a horizontal weiner is fun. I could slap it.
Audrey: FOR
SCIENCE, Lori, FOR SCIENCE.
Lorix: Always
for SCIENCE!
Sunny: OMG...wait!
Best thing this past year? Flavored cum!
Natasha: lol
like one of those... ball things... with the numerous... metal balls that clink
each other... you guys know what i mean
Ann of Ween Gaybles: Rainbow
and flavored CUM FTW
Justin: NO
FLOPPY WEINERS!
Lorix:
Newtons Cradle Natasha
Cuppers: that
should be an ad campaign
MANTICORE of SRAL: LOL
floppy weiners are a no
Ann of Ween Gaybles: And we
circle back to THE COX
Natasha:
newtons cradle! thanks!
Cuppers: i'm
fairly certain The Cox's wiener is only floppy when it's cold, otherwise all
bets are off.
heh heh
Ummm...so yeah. That happened. *cheesy grin*
To thank you for sticking with us through this post, that chat, and the past YEAR, we unicorns of BMBR are super duper proud to announce we are doing a very special giveaway to celebrate the amazing times we've had with the blog.
To celebrate our anniversary with a bang (heh heh), we're giving away a SHIT-TON OF PENISES. *schaaa-wing!* *coughs* j/k...sorta.
By which we mean we're giving away a copy of each and every book that was the the Book of the Month from our illustrious Authors of the Month (and, for the most part, those books that were the topic of our Happy Hour chats over the past year).
Yes, we're giving away A DOZEN BOOKS. *gasp*
Handsome Hero Wanted by James Cox
The Christmas Throwaway by R.J. Scott
Thick as Thieves by Tali Spencer
Superhero by Eli Easton
Claimings, Tails, and Other Alien Artifacts by Lyn Gala
Kamikaze Boys by Jay Bell
A Little Bit Country by S.J. Frost
Naked Tails by Eden Winters
Shane and Trey by Anyta Sunday
An Onanist's Journey to Reclaiming His Seed by K.A. Merikan
The Vampire Fred: Wicked Game by Vaughn R. Demont
Books 1-3 of the Pushing the Envelope series by Kim Dare
Did you hear us??? We're giving away a dozen books to one lucky winner!!!!!!
AND....Finn Marlowe generously donated a $20 gift card from Amazon to help us with our Anniversary Celebration! A DOZEN BOOKS and a GIFT CARD to buy even more!!!!
VERY IMPORTANT: HOW TO ENTER
So, how do you enter to win this GIVEAWAY BONANZA?
Leave a comment on this post telling us (1) your name and a way of contacting you (such as your email address or Twitter handle) and (2) the weirdest m/m book you've ever read...EVER. It doesn't have to be dolphin porn, but y'know...we wouldn't raise our brows if that's what you listed. ;)
The giveaway is open until 10PM (Pacific time) on Saturday, December 13th. We'll pick a winner by the ever-so-popular "names in a hat" method (or, y'know, an internet randomizer) and contact the winner shortly thereafter. (So please please PLEASE leave a contact method!) :) The winner should respond within 48 hours or we'll choose another winner.
♥♥♥ A million thanks to everyone who has helped to make Boy Meets Boy Reviews such a shining beacon of fun in our lives! We can't wait to see what the year ahead brings! ♥♥♥
Well everyone, that was certainly....hmmm.....interesting. Yes, interesting. You lost me at the Tossing Salad debate (I still don't get it) and never fully recovered after that. They say that Diversity is the Key to Success - well you certainly diversified, so it must have been successful even though I didn't understand a word of your ramblings so, well done. I look forward to not understanding your ramblings in 2015 - uniqueness is a rare and wonderous gift. As I've never read a weird m/m book, I'm not entering but wish success to everyone that does.
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One of the weirdest books I ever read was The Gift by B. Manly, which I didn't like it at all. And I was so ''lucky'' the next book I picked was an even worse reading, LOL! I can't remember the name right now.
ReplyDeleteAwesome giveaway, thanks!
This is awesome! These are all books I want to read, but don't have yet. Okay, here goes...
ReplyDeleteElaine White and you can contact me through e-mail at - elle.lainey@sky.com. The weirdest M/M book I've ever read had to be The Student by John Powell. It was just...weird. I didn't get it.
Saying that, however, I have read a sample of '15 Stories of Reluctant Gay BDSM, Menage, Shifters, and Tentacles' by Mike Ox. I read one of the short stories and it was so weird and hilarious that I laughed through the whole thing. But, at least that gave me a good giggle. The Student was just one of those you tilt your head at, put your hand on your hip and say...WTF were you thinking? and What is the point of this?
Happy Anniversary to the Unicorn Mafia! That was one wacked conversation, but thanks for it and for the awesome contest. This doesn't count as true m/m, but it was a precursor - the weirdest book I have read is the one I wrote (and illustrated) as a child about The Monkees. I watched that show religiously on repeats. In my "book" they all wore matching red outfits and were quite close. :-) It was based on a dream...
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Jesus Christ. lol. You unicorns are fucking amazing!! I feel the love and will pinch each of you on your ass *W* You all are so damn funny! lmao! And to answer your question, my dick IS only floppy when it's cold *g*
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, BMBR is such a fantastic, loving, sexy place. I couldn't picture the universe without such wonderful friends as you!
We couldn't have done it without you. ♥
DeleteThanks for the fun and Happy Anniversary! I'm so glad that I found your site. Thanks for all the shenanigans and contests, especially this last amazing one! The weirdest book m/m book I ever read....hmm...I can't remember the name of the book but it was an anthology I got for free with a bunch of short m/m stories. But they were so strange that I'm not sure I finished them or not. The only one I remember was about a older man that was a shape shifter living in the jungle and coming across a younger man who needed help. They couldn't really communicate to each other and the relationship was really strange too.
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Omfg you all rock! Thank you James Cox and Lorraine Lesar for hooking me onto this site! I am still giggling at the tossed salad convo! I Dont stick my tongue in salad! Ha!!!!! Seriously....snorting and tears here!
ReplyDeleteI haven't read a weird m/m yet! Loved them all!
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DeleteHappy Anniversary Unicorn Mafia!!! I love your site and can't wait for the next year!! The strangest m/m Liam's Wake, while I like the author this is one book that I just could not get into and took me about a week to get through.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for the awesome giveaway!! jasdarts at hotmail dot com
Happy Anniversary you Unicorn Ladies! ...and the information about "tossing salad". **giggling**. I haven't read that many weird M/M books but I remember Evie Kiels tentacle shorty as quite weird. Or why not Lydia Sebastian's blackfish story - kind of wird kinky as well.
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Crazy it's why I like to come to this site. Happy Anniversary. I don't remember reading any weird M/M books. I know I'm definitely staying away from this one though A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay by Hunter Fox. Dinosaur porn is not my thing Thanks so much for being generous on your anniversary.
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Very interesting discussion. I'm not sure if reading it or hearing it would be better. ;) Weird for me would probably be tame for some, and I usually avoid things that are too paranormal or fantasy for me. However, if pressed, I would probably say Something About Harry - in a few words, there were tentacles...that's a no for me. Thanks for the generous giveaway and happy anniversary!
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Happy Anniversary Unicorns!
ReplyDeleteI read a lot of books that may be considered weird by others so it's hard for me to judge but I'll throw this one out which was interesting Journal of a Lycanthrophile - half-shifted werewolves.
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Happy Anniversary, you guys rock!! I love the things you guys post. I would say the weirdest book I read in m/m was a tentacle sex book from this year's Love's Landscapes and I know you guys have loved a couple of these, but I just can't venture there yet after that book.
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Congratulations! The weirdest story I've read was a 2013 Love's Landscape story called What Comes to Hand by Tripoli which contained some dubious consent, medical kink and "extreme insect play".
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I daren't say what I found weird because it's bound to be something someone found not weird at all! I've gradually been corrupted the more I read!
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Happy Anniversary Unicorn Mafia! You guys are the funniest. Thank you for introducing me to such amazing books and authors. I haven't been following long but this is one blog that I go to every day! Okay now the weirdest book I have read is Dolphin Dreams by Jules Jones. Just couldn't get into the dolphin thing. Thank you for such a fabulous giveaway..
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Happy Anniversary unicorns! I have really enjoyed all the author interviews, reviews, and giveaways! You guys really make it fun!
ReplyDeleteAs for a book that comes to mind as being the weirdest book I've read has to be one that I also love- when I stop a chapter or two from the end. That book is Acquainted With the Night. The egg breeding mpreg and the master's point of view of the last chapter, while sweet, is still weird to me.
Thanks for the chance at the amazing giveaway!
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Happy Anniversary. Very unusual discussion. Food for thought! I read Abused and it was very strange!
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Bah, well, Jenni Lea and SRAL have already informed me that this isn't all that bad, but I read a HORRIBLE book that was full of misogyny and just disgusting. There was murder, dismemberment if I recall, masturbating over the body, sex around it... that sort of thing. It pretty much horrified me.
ReplyDeleteOther than that, maybe something I read with some tentacle porn but they were like having a tentacle bitch fest over who could rape the person. Definitely confused me a lot.
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Happy Anniversary!
ReplyDeleteSomething weird I read, huh? If it was weird, I probably didn't get past the first chapter or so which means my brain deleted the irrelevant book from it's files. I can't give you a title because I can't remember one :\
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Salad tossing is all the rage, but if the activity in public you do engage, you might just find yourself locked up in a cage! LOL Thank you for that fun dialogue and Happy Anniversary to your stable of fine unicorns & manicorns.
ReplyDeleteWeird reads tricky, I might have to think about this a bit more and get back to you :)
Thank you for a chance to win this awesome list of books. slholland22 {at} hotmail {dot} com
Congratulations on your anniversary, I love your review site, keep up the fabulous work!! I am sure I have read some weird books but I cant seem to remember the title, it was about tentacles though. Too strange for me. ardent(dot)ereader(at)gmail(dot)com
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by to celebrate our anniversary! The winner of the giveaway is Elaine (ellelainey), whom we have contacted via email.
ReplyDeleteSee you on BMBR! :)