Review: Rules of Engagement Audiobook by L.A. Witt, Narrated by Nick J. Russo

Dustin Walker has no idea that avoiding the search for Mrs. Right could send him into the arms and bed of Mr. Right Now. According to Dustin's mother, he should be out looking for his next wife so he won't be the divorced black sheep of the family. Instead, he passes his free time at a local bar and pool hall, where he meets someone who's everything his ex-wife wasn't: funny, caring, faithful... and male.

Is Brandon Stewart just Dustin's way of getting over a bitter divorce? Can Dustin really care for him, or is it simply that Brandon is the complete opposite of his ex-wife? Dustin keeps their affair as quiet as possible, because if it continues, he knows he'll eventually have to come out to his homophobic family or walk out on the man he's trying not to love.


Way back when I first discovered MM romance, Rules of Engagement was one of the first books I read. I was familiar with the narrator (who is awesome) so when the request came through to review the audiobook I was all over it. I had honestly forgotten what a virtual fuck fest this book was, but it makes complete sense why it helped get me hooked on the MM.

Now, with a few thousand books under my bedazzled belt I feel a bit of frustration with Dustin that I didn’t pick up on before. I think it hit me with all the conversations about labels that are really prevalent these days. Dustin was trying so hard to label himself, which I understand, his attraction to a man was all new, but I couldn’t help but want to holler at him with a . . .

“Who the actual fuck cares? Are you happy? Do you love this person? Then you can call yourself a fishstick for all I care, just don’t hurt Brandon and FFS, grab that happy with both hands and never let go!” 

*ahem*

I digress.

But, I also get it. The way Dustin went through his self-discovery wasn’t always pretty and he’s damn lucky he had Brandon in his life and he’s damn lucky he didn’t FUBAR the whole thing.

All that being said, Nick Russo is the perfect narrator for this book, his Dustin is just right. He’s got the cocktail of vulnerable lustiness down that was delicious to listen to. I’d recommend a listen to anything he reads.

There was never a question about the attraction between Dustin and Brandon. While it was purely physical at first, it wasn’t long before it was obvious they were moving into relationship level status. Labels tripped Dustin up again, but again, I understood it. He hadn’t been an “ex” for all that long and then to move onto another relationship with a member of the same sex was a lot for him to process. He did it with ease when it was just he and Brandon and as long as he didn’t stop to analyze it too hard. When he was out of the insular bubble that he and Brandon had, he was a bit of a hot mess. Those moments were tough to listen to. I hurt for them both and wanted to wave a magic wand and take away all the obstacles so they could have the HEA they both deserved.

Dustin’s ex and his mother are the epitome of evil female characters and he had a brother and a couple of ‘friends’ that deserved a quick throat punch. He did however, have a female BFF and a sister that were unflinchingly supportive. As well as another brother who seems like he’ll come around when Dustin can prove he’s happy and with Dustin for the right reasons. And that was the crux of the story. Can Dustin be happy with Brandon for the right reasons? It takes Dustin a good while to get his shit together and there were some moments of experimentation that were SUPER annoying, again, because I loved Brandon. Dustin’s dick did way too much deciding for him and when his heart tried to take over his mouth didn’t work. It’s bad enough he’s confused but having trouble with communication is not a good thing for him and his love life. Once his dick worked out its issues and he started thinking with the big head, he moved forward with some well-earned groveling to Brandon. Again, Dustin is damn lucky he’s got a Brandon in his life, because not everyone would be as forgiving as he was.

I’m glad that I had read this story many moons ago along with the follow up, Rain and I’d recommend having Rain on stand-by to read when you finish this one. Rules of Engagement ends quickly with a highly optimistic HFN and after all the crap these two have been through, you’re going to want more. You get the “more” with Rain and without it you’ll be happy but left hanging a little. The story is not unfinished by any means, but these guys deserve a solid HEA.



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**a copy of this audiobook was provided by Dreamspinner Press for an honest review**

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Lavender in Bloom by: Lily Velez
Publication Date: July 25th, 2016
Genre: Historical, Coming-of-Age Romance

It’s the year 1802 in Avignon, France

Noah Capet has spent most of his young life living simple and unvaried days in the hushed countryside of southern France. Quiet, reserved, and diffident, his preference for existing is to do so in solitude, keeping to himself both in town and on his family’s farm—a predilection that’s altogether disrupted when a newcomer to town by the name of Jeremie Perreault begins an unremitting quest to befriend him.

Jeremie is everything Noah is not. Charismatic and gregarious, he leaves a trail of charmed admirers in his wake wherever he goes. Expressive and idealistic, he talks without end about his deep love for old books and his spirited dream to one day travel the world on a literary pilgrimage.

Over the course of a single summer, the two form an unlikely friendship, but just as quickly as it develops, it soon entirely dissolves as they’re forced to face the truth of what has unexpectedly emerged between them.

Lavender in Bloom is a tender and tragic coming-of-age story about first love and self-discovery, and a poignant reminder that time is fleeting and always takes with it the choices we’re too afraid to make.


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Author Bio:

Lily Velez has been writing stories since she was six years old. Not much has changed since then. She still prefers the written word and her overactive imagination over the ‘real world’ (though to be fair, her stories no longer feature talking dinosaurs). A graduate of Rollins College and a Florida native, when she's not reading or writing, she spends most of her days wrangling up her pit bulls Noah and Luna, planning exciting travel adventures, and nursing her addiction to cheese. All this when she isn’t participating in the extreme sport known as napping. You can learn more about Lily and her books at www.lilyvelezbooks.com.



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Review: Damned If You Do by Marie Sexton

The path to temptation is paved with a hellish amount of paperwork.

Soul acquisition is a drag, but if Abaddon doesn’t catch up on his quota, he could be demoted to scooping poop for the Hounds of Hell. With a deadline hanging over him, he heads for the Bible Belt, looking for the perfect combination of sweetness and challenge.

Seth is a blind musician, part of a traveling tent revival. He’s cute, mystically talented, and quotes the Bible at every turn. His soul is pure enough to fill Abaddon’s quota for months to come, and Abaddon is determined to claim it.

The problem? There’s the revival foreman who watches Abaddon’s every move. Then there’s the mystery of Seth’s many unusual talents. Lastly, there’s Abaddon himself. He’s beginning to like Seth a bit too much. Maybe Seth deserves something better than damnation.

But Hell’s agenda isn’t negotiable, and time is running out. If Abaddon doesn’t play his cards right, he could condemn both of them to the worst fate of all—an eternity apart.

Warning: Contains a Bible-quoting twink and an irreverent devil who’ll do anything to avoid going “back to the office”. Also, snakes. Lots and lots of snakes.


"'If Satan rise up against himself, and be divided, he cannot stand, but hath an end.'"
~ Mark 3:26


Who would have ever thought such a sweet romance could be produced between a devil and a Bible-quoting preacher's son?

Not me.

For my first time reading Marie Sexton (yes, I know I live under a book covered rock), I was impressed. I went in expecting hot, lusty sinful times with a tempting devil who pulls out all his tricks to bring young Seth to his downfall. Instead, Damned If You Do, was funny, sweet, angsty-ish and hopeful.

Abbadon is just another overworked, paper pushing demon in Hell, where he works in a sea of cubicles on the 132nd floor (the elevator is broken--eternally) in the Soul Harvesting division. (Loved this author's version of Hell by the way.) He's been slacking off, and the Big Guy Below has caught on, mandating him to fill his soul quota. Abbadon figures aiming for the best soul will earn more brownie points than getting as many low level souls he can in his two week time frame. He is intrigued by Seth's soul in Kentucky, a blind musician and preacher's son who is so innocent, his soul beckons like the best candy.

He befriends Seth, tries to get in his good graces but his plans to get his grubby mitts on that candy flavored soul keeps getting thwarted by...his feelings.

"You are my guiding star."
"I don't know if it worked, but..." He bit his lip, looking almost flirtatious, except that he'd probably never intentionally flirted with anybody in his life. "I tried to shine extra bright for you."

Abbadon can't help the pull to the human with unusual traits. (Hint: snakes) Revivalist Seth keeps quote Bible scriptures when faced with a hardship, but Seth's faith never wavered. He was innocent to the core. Good vs. evil is a great trope, right? Add a little mystery and I was totally hooked.

The story spans about the two weeks with great side characters, Zed, Seth's foreman and Baphomet, Abbadon's only friend from Hell. They work with the pair to make the story move on an even pace.

Damned If You Do is not only funny at moments, but in between the well-crafted sentences, she placed tiny angst berries in the corners of the pages that would burst at the most opportune time, leaving a sweet yet tart feeling in its wake.

There I am angst berry stained, and reading faster and faster, not noticing how tightly the author had me in her grip.

I got a little emotional...touched in the chest cavity...


The feelz were engaged, couldn't be helped. (Even with the snakes)
"He was lost in Seth's brilliance, high on his purity, enraptured by his taste. He hadn't felt anything like it in all the years since passing over, and if he'd felt it before losing his soul, he didn't remember and didn't care. He felt anything from his past must pale next to this."
The love was touching even when all hope felt lost. Because it seemed like impossible met improbable. But there is a clever HEA that will satisfy those who were rooting for Abbadon and Seth.

Were there quibbles? Minor ones but the main points were explained. I wouldn't have minded a little more background with Abbadon, maybe seeing him and Baphomet more than at 'work' but I understand why they couldn't. And maybe a little more scenes at Abbadon being bad his job. I get others just knew what a "lousy" devil he was. But maybe a little more showing of failure? I was greedy that way.

The story isn't sex filled, it more sensual and sweet than anything. If you love romances that focus more on the emotions, well, this is one to give a chance.

I really liked this couple a lot. Despite my quibbles and feeling it was so fast, so soon. I ate the words, couldn't think better men for each other. I think the length worked and showcased the best sides of the characters.

#TeamSabbadon

Another great choice to my 'demon' shelf added. Definitely reading more of this author. Can't believe I waited this long.

Recommended? Um...yes. Especially for readers who don't mind their paranormal tinged with the biblical. It's sweet, left me with heart eyes and feeling a little soft and pink...under my horn(s).




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Review: A Dangerous Game by Rick R. Reed

2nd Edition

Sex can be a dangerous business. So can love.

On the worst day of his life, Wren Gallagher wants oblivion when he steps into Tricks for a drink. When a mysterious stranger steps up to pay his tab, he offers Wren the key to fulfilling his dreams of prosperity and true love.

But appearances are not always what they seem.

His savior owns the escort agency À Louer, and he wants the young and handsome Wren as part of his stable of men-for-hire. Down on his luck, Wren figures, why not? He needs the money. When he joins, though, he doesn’t count on meeting Rufus, another escort with whom he falls hopelessly in love.

But their love story will have to overcome the obstacles of not only trading love for money, but À Louer’s dark—and deadly—secrets.

1st Edition published as Rent by ManLove Romance Press, 2012.


I’m sad. This didn’t work for me, even though I really wanted it to. I’ve fallen in love with Mr. Reed’s writing style, and subject choices, but this completely missed the mark for me.

Wren is down on his luck, and while drowning his sorrows at Trick’s, a gay strip club, he meets a man who ‘sells love’. This predator is determined to get Wren on his payroll, and spins the job as some sort of love connection escort service, to try to lure Wren in. Even though Wren thinks the guy is creepy, life just keeps throwing him punches, and his desperation makes him call À Louer to sign up.

His first day, he meets Rufus, and it is instalove for Wren, although he doesn’t think Rufus feels the same way.

The instalove got me. Sometimes I don’t mind it, but in this particular story it irritated me. Wren appeared juvenile and clingy. I wanted to like him, but I didn’t. It’s not that I don’t think that people can’t form instant connections, I know they can. But it just didn’t come across as believable with Wren.

If it wasn’t for Wren, I think I would have loved this story. Which is too bad because he’s the MC. I liked Rufus. When his diary entries were the focus of the story I wanted it to be just about that. I was completely absorbed in Rufus’ struggles and could have read an entire 200 pages just about that. Mr. Reed has a skill with gritty and raw that I thoroughly enjoy.

The other plot points in the story worked for me. I enjoyed the mystery, and would have preferred more focus on that. I also think if the story was written more about the organisation, this would have been a better read for me.

Those who have no problem with instalove, may enjoy this more than I did. This story has a small mystery plot, and a hot exhibitionism/voyeurism scene. I enjoyed the main villain in this story. I would have liked more time with him, because I’m twisted that way.

While not a win for me, it has not put me off this author at all.

Recommended for those who enjoy rentboy stories. For those who are triggered by drug abuse, tread carefully. I wouldn’t call this a dark read, but there is some disturbing content.

A copy was provided by the Publisher in exchange for an honest review


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Audiobook Review: Romanus (Romanus #1) by Mary Calmes

2nd Edition

Stopping to offer help one sultry summer night, Mason James is unprepared for the change that this simple act of kindness will bring. After giving an old man a ride home, Mason discovers a new, magical, and even dangerous world he cannot hope to understand. But he also finds Luc Toussaint and is intoxicated at first sight... and even the secret Luc protects won't be enough to keep Mason away from the truth of his heritage and their love.

1st edition published by Dreamspinner Press, 2010.

 
Listening Length: 1 hr 57 mins
Narrator: Greg Tremblay



Well hello Mr. Greg Tremblay!



I've read so many testaments that this narrator is one of the elite. And being an audiobook neophyte, I didn't pay attention much. I didn't know.

I figured why not try this narrator out with a book I've already read and written by an author I enjoy.

Tremblay made the book an even better experience.

This is gargoyles, Calmes style! And she even followed up with a new story, Chevalier this year. (Which I definitely will be reading)

To be honest, I prefer Calmes' contemporary the most BUT Romanus was one paranormal story I really enjoyed. Possibly because the length and gargoyles. But it had the items that makes a Calmes...a Calmes. Possessive hero, everyone is drawn to the other hero, melty kisses.



Firefighter Mason does what he thinks is a easy rescue job on his way home in Kentucky one night. Instead, he discovers the gateway to changing his life upside down. He discovers a gargoyle clan and finds a mate in Luc, a soldier of the clan. Luc and Mason heat up the pages with their chemistry. They find a balance because Luc wants to be the one and only right the fuck NOW, but Mason puts his foot down...while starting something with the other man.

And public sex.


Growly possessive public sex.

Okay, so the story hit my buttons. Tee-hee.

Now I see the difference great narration does for a book. Tremblay did different, distinct voices. He did the accents, he really narrated the hell out of a 3.5 star book for me. He made it magic. I could visualize every action and he made it better. So much so, I'm bumping up my rating to 3.75 Hearts because the narration was a 4 Heart job...the story was basically the same, so I'm not going to get rating crazy.

I had the same feels for the plot twists - couldn't stand the jealous supposed friend and the 'action'/kidnapping plot was a little out there. But it works because this is paranormal. I am happy for the sequel because there were a few questions I had that I wanted answered three years ago when I originally read Romanus - who were Mason's parents? what can a Romanus do? what will happen with a gargoyle/human pairing (secondary characters)?

Still think gargoyles were cool, loved how Tremblay did their accents (think French)! Oh la la!

This is a quick read for readers who are in the mood for alpha possessiveness, hot sex, and gargoyles!



I recommend listening to an audiobook by Tremblay.

This will not be my last.


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Review: Growing Strong by B.L. Dayhoff

A chance—and embarrassing—encounter brings Hunter and Chase together, but it’s patience and kindness that keep them there. Through a slow-blossoming friendship and a series of misunderstandings, Hunter finds himself fighting an attraction he thinks isn’t returned. But with the help of his roommate, Tony, he may just be able to make the leap and confess his feelings.

But love isn’t Hunter’s only concern. With his sister’s upcoming nuptials, he also must learn to face a family that hasn’t quite disowned him for his sexuality. With Chase by his side, it’s going to take strength for Hunter to stand up for himself and to hold on to what really matters.





2.75 HEARTS

Growing Strong. Not just a Game of Thrones house motto.

I kid. It's actually an apt name for this book, which at its core, is a very sweet love story.

But to get there, you have to suspend some belief, because this story has one very inconsistent MC, a few plot holes, and some hazy details that should have been defined more. Not to mention an advisory tag of RAPE that's missing. Yeah, cause that happened. More on that in a minute.

It starts from the very moment we meet Hunter, who randomly comes out to his best friend and roommate of 9 years.

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It was a jolt for the reader, for sure. In Hunter's narrative, he's a 28 year old (I think), who hasn't had sex in 6 years, and (I'm guessing randomly) decides that tonight's the night he's going out to get laid. He succeeds - He ends up drugged and having alley sex with a random stranger.
Damien hadn't been gentle. Not that Hunter had really explained the Hey, this is my first time having alley/any sex.

Here we come to not only the first inconsistency with the story, but that lack of rape warning I mentioned. Because if you're drugged, you can't consent, and afterward, Hunter was left vomiting on the sidewalk, and didn't really remember what happened. It's a fucked up situation and I was left wondering why Hunter wasn't upset by it. He brushed it under the carpet like it was nothing out of the ordinary. And when his best friend Tony found out about it? "Lightweight" I was hoping for a bit of moral support, but whatever.

At this point our second MC, Chase, finds Hunter in bad shape on the sidewalk and takes him home to care for him. Needless to say, Hunter didn't make the best first impression to Chase, and to make it up to him, returns to Chase's the following day with a peace offering.

Which leads to a date.

That neither of them know they're on.

Because make no mistake, these two date for months without either of them realizing it. How? Because NO ONE EVER TALKS TO EACH OTHER.

Meanwhile, Hunter goes on a blind date with another man (who... was looking for friends through a dating site?) I don't know what happens on it... it was skipped over.

Details get skipped over in this book. Deal with it.

And just when I thought they would never get it together and realize what was in front of them, Tony happened. Oddly enough, it's the best friend who I initially wrote off as insensitive, that is the most mature. He cuts through all the bullshit and get things done. Without him, I doubt Hunter would ever get the courage to say something to Chase about his feelings.

And Hunter and Chase officially begin to date.

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Which brought some much needed sweetness to what was becoming a baffling read. I say that because it's not the character inconsistencies, or the missing details... it's that Hunter is an aspiring writer, and he often writes a story about two characters named Eric and Sean, who, incidentally, are more interesting and fleshed out than Hunter and Chase. It might be because I read an ARC of this that I found it confusing due to format, but Hunter just dives into their story, and I was left confused as to what was happening.

I got so far into Hunter's head, that I couldn't differentiate what was real and what was not.


By now, you must be wondering, did I even like this read?

Halfway through, I was wondering that myself.

Hunter puts himself down constantly, has a horrible family that would put Cinderella's to shame, (and when I say that, I mean I despised every moment they were on page) and has mood swings where you never know what Hunter you're going to get. Sometimes, these two acted like teenagers - like when a disagreement occurs because Chase has a cold. Chase retreats for 4 days, Hunter gives him space and has a sudden burst of maturity, and I'm left wondering wtf was Chase doing for 4 days that he couldn't call his boyfriend to apologize?!

I was one moment away from headbanging my desk.

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And then something cute would happen between Chase and Hunter, and I'd be all

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And the book started growing into something really sweet. Hunter started growing as a person, and I started to see the light.

I mean, Hunter was still inconsistent. At 50% into the book, I had no idea what he looked like, his age, or even where he worked. I think he went to work... I don't even know where this book is set. It felt kinda American, but had Britishisms sprinkled throughout.

And then
It's true. America sometimes feels like the redheaded stepchild of the world." "Well, least we're not Canada."

happened. As a redhead, and a Canadian, my displeasure was growing by the second.

But I forged on, because there's something so likeable about Hunter and Chase, and the awkward love story between them. I kept reading because I wanted more of them, and I liked that Hunter was maturing. He even grew a backbone and stood up to his family - which felt a little out of character, but I was proud of him nonetheless.

Some things in this book just really worked, and other things? Not so much.

It wasn't until Valentine's Day that Chase finally said "I love you." They were lying together in bed, a little sweaty, a little sticky...

There was so much telling in this story, and one of my biggest niggles was this: If you're going to have a story about an inexperienced virgin who's only had one go at it, don't make the sex scenes, significant ones at that, be fade to black.

The reader missed out on all of the important stuff. Which is a shame, because this really is a sweet, kind of adorable read. There's a good love story here, but it's buried beneath everything else.

The thing I liked best about this was the ending. It was romantic and adorable and, although abrupt, just about melted my redheaded, Canadian heart.

So, there it is. It didn't really work for me, but, as you can see, it does have a good core, and I can see a lot of people really enjoying it.

Give it a try and see if it grows on you. (*nudges you* see what I did there?)

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Shifter Sunday Funday: A Walk on the Wild Side Anthology | 2016 Dreamspinner Daily Dose - Week 1


The unicorns are reading Dreamspinner Press' 2016 Daily Dose | A Walk on the Wild Side Anthology

5 reviewers: Ann, Fantasy Living, Optimist King's Wench, Reflection & SheReadsALot
30 short shifter stories... 30 various authors
6 consecutive Sundays...it's going to be a blast and a half!



Bring on the animal shifters of all types!

Today we'll be reviewing: C.S. Poe, Parker Foye, Meg Harding, Sara Stark & Charles Payseur!

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Love, Marriage, and a Baby Carriage by C.S. Poe


Theodore Reinhart is a young man looking for love. In San Diego. At a convention. For penguin shifters. WaddleCon is the go-to event of the year when looking for your life partner, but Theodore isn’t comfortable with the game they’ve turned dating into, nor does the convention provide for the gay community. A mistake in speed dating table assignments puts Theodore in front of Wesley O’Neill, a handsome and confident model who lets it slip that he’s definitely noticed the spark of attraction between them.

A perfect date ends prematurely when Theodore finds an abandoned egg in a bathroom trash can. Unable to leave it behind, Theodore and Wesley play a mad game of cat and mouse across the resort trying to keep it safe, all while growing closer to one another. Wesley may be the forever partner Theodore came looking for, but their relationship won’t work if they don’t make room for a little addition to the family.


Fantasy Living - 4 Hearts


WaddleCon!!!!!!!

That word, plus penguin shifters, and I knew this was going to be super cute. I got all excited, and started as soon as it hit my kindle. It is short, so I think most people could finish this on a lunch break, or maybe while dinner is cooking. A very satisfying piece.

Wes and Theo are just adorable together. They have immediate chemistry, and Theo feels that pull in his gut that tells him he has found his mate.


The dialogue in this was fun, and light. The culture of shifter-penguins was delivered through circumstances surrounding the whole WaddleCon experience, and the discovery of the egg. For a short story this worked really well, and gave me what I needed to understand how this whole mating thing worked.


The sexy stuff was brief, but effective. It showed this couple had sexual chemistry, and also a tenderness that would go beyond one night.

If you love light shifter stories, with unusual shifter animals, this will make you happy. It was everything I thought it would be; sweet, sexy, and a whole lot of fun.


SheReadsALot - 3.5 Hearts

KA-YUTE!


Can't be avoided...


Don't even try.

Theodore is a 25 year old ginger MET tour guide & Magellanic penguin shifter who joins WaddleCon - a singles' penguin convention. The poor ginger sees the convention is geared to hetero couples once he arrives in San Diego. Things don't seem to be going his way until he meets a hunky fellow penguin shifter, Wesley. They strike up a conversation during a round of speed dating and Theo is adorably flustered. And for good reason, Wes is an underwear model and Theo is a virgin...

(A Magellanic penguin underwear model...you're welcome)
*gulps*

They meet up later that evening and Theo finds a trash baby! Well, more like a trash penguin egg. From there, his night gets even crazier. And through it all he finds his forever mate in Wes.

The story is short, shorter than I think it could've been. It had a strong start and decent enough finish. You can't escape the adorbz, if you tried. The dialogue was cute, the setup was cute...

It's told in Theo's 1st POV. We don't get a great sense of Wes since it's Theo's story and the short length. The main events, were entertaining but I feel like if this story was ever expanded it could be even better than what it is. Wes read more like an archetype of the unattainable (hot model), a nerd's wet dream. But he was kind of one note aka wanting in the drawers.

And no one is a bigger perv than me when I see a virgin character, but my gripe is this. If they've been saving it for however many years...don't you think it'd take a little time for the legs to open? Granted this is paranormal, penguin shifters mate for life...yadda yadda but it still read like is was more from Theo's side than Wes's

But I got the gist of the story. And there's a cute little fluffy ending that does what the title states. ;P

Cupcake - 4 Hearts


Penguin Love!!!!


This was my first experience with this author and it will not be my last. As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t mind reading a follow up to this little nugget of shifter cuteness.

Theo and his salmon pants ensemble hooked me quickly. He’s a little bit awkward and he’s definitely disappointed to learn that his first WaddleCon is going to be a bust because it’s targeted toward the heterosexual penguins. What do you do when you find yourself across the country in an odd salmon pant/plaid ensemble where you thought you’d be meeting forever partner of your dreams only to have those dreams dashed by an overzealous hostess?


Drunk speed dating turns out to be bountiful when he meets gorgeous underwear model Wesley O’Neill. They connect just like Theo’s mama said back when he was just a chick. She told him he would just know and as cute as that is it wasn’t even the best part!

They go on their first date and hilarity ensues after Theo discovers an abandoned egg in the trash. Wes is polished and suave as hell until he loses his glasses and Theo has to guide him around because he’s blind as a bat without them. All the shenanigans bring them closer together and they both become so invested in protecting this egg, so much so that they put up with crazed husbands, a band of cronies hellbent on dispatching them from WaddleCon and drugstore glasses.

The banter is cute. The bathtub scene is cute. The shenanigans are cute. The whole damn thing is adorkable. Absolutely adorkable and it put a smile on my face.

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Pastures New by Parker Foye

After a successful career as Illustrious Ruckus, three-time winner of the British Open, James Kirby has hung up his saddle. His experience as a horse in the eventing world doesn’t exactly translate to two legs, and he’s struggling to move on. James’s quiet days at the family farm with his sister, Matilda, are interrupted by Archie Ievins, a sports journalist visiting to interview Matilda and snap a few photos of Illustrious Ruckus. Archie quickly endears himself to the family and to “Ruckus,” and James falls head over hooves—only to be brought up short when his ex-boyfriend threatens to expose James’s secret. How can James start something new when he has four legs threatening to come out of the closet?







Reflection - 3.5 Hearts

'He was more than a one trick pony. Horse. Whatever.'

I can't remember reading a book about a horse shifter before, and this is a great place to start.

James is probably more comfortable in horse form, but he does his best to be his most polished self when the gorgeous Archie arrives at the family farm to write an article about James' sister Tilda and her winning horse Illustrious Ruckus. Clearly that makes things just a little bit difficult if Archie expects James to be around when Illustrious Ruckus is in the picture.

This story full of charm and sibling banter, plus the thrill of the chase for James and Archie. I found Pastures New the perfect way to while away a lazy weekend morning. I guess what surprised me most was James' inner dialogue about his sister Tilly, along the lines of, 'worst sister in the history of siblinghood'....'worst sister in Britain.'...'Older sisters were the worst.' Once I realised this was all tongue in cheek affection, including their slightly barbed banter, I settled in to enjoy the story much more.

James is not quite as smooth as he would like to be as he sets out to woo journalist Archie, but that doesn't stop him from trying to win Archie's heart. Meanwhile James also tries to work out what to do with the rest of his life now that Tilda and her 'horse' Illustrious Ruckus have 'retired'.

What I particularly liked about this story was the introduction of characters who had their own panache. James' boisterous family are there for each other both in celebration and when the chips are down. I was definitely rooting for them. A heart-warming tale of love and family with just a soupcon of adversity thrown in, making their everyday triumphs seem that much sweeter. Oh, and James niece has a thing for unicorns too. Sweet.

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To Arizona by Meg Harding


Dustin Charleston has just been traded to the Arizona Hares hockey team. As an otter, he’s not too pleased by this. Arizona is dry, he’s leaving his home behind, and he has to move in with a stranger. Things take an even steeper plunge when he meets his roommate.

Chandler Kipling is the captain of the Hares, a least weasel, and he’s got a bit of a thing for his new teammate. Too bad that teammate seems to hate him. And Chandler’s romantic strategies leave something to be desired. Will Dustin be able to get the message he’s trying to send? With a little time, their nightmare might turn into a dream—if they can get past their differences.







Cupcake - 4.5 Hearts

I chose this story for the otter. Who doesn't love an otter? They're adorable in about a kajillion different ways! I figured Dustin would be a lonely otter shifter who maybe finds another otter shifter on his new hockey team and they would furtively shift and be adorable otters who hold paws while they laze around in a pool or something. I'll wait for you to conjure that heart melting image in your head.

AWWWWWW!

BUT NO! Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine the cuteness level to be cranked up DIE! DIE NOW! levels.


When I realized that the whole team were shifters of different varieties and they frolic in the captain’s pool… let’s just say the experience went next level. I was EEEEEEEing and AWWWWWing and squeeing and all sorts of to doing!

The team that shifts together stays together. This should be printed on t-shirts.

Dustin and Chandler are former rivals, but since Dustin’s been traded to the Arizona Hares he’s got to try to make lemonade out of lemons. Chandler is cocky, bossy and kind of full of himself. He takes in Dustin which is awkward considering they snipe at each other on the ice all the time, and Chandler’s got everyone calling Dustin “Buttercup” (which I totally loved, btw).

A heavy dose of UST is brewing between them and something happens that I *think* was maybe the other otter thing, but I’m not sure and that’s really my only quibble. All the passive aggression and jealousy games I totally loved. I know. Don’t judge me, but I like that stuff. I also loved the scenting, marking and possessiveness that Chandler trotted out in his courting ritual.

What I wasn’t expecting was the hotness!


Chandler’s kinda... toppy and dirty and naughty. *eyebrows* I wasn’t expecting it but I recovered quickly and was absolutely in favor of #TeamToppy mating with his otter.

So, YEP! This was a win for me. I loved the team dynamics, the cuteness, the shifting, all of it. I’ll be reading more from this author.

SheReadsALot - 4.25 Hearts

Well hello, Meg Harding! I love reading anthologies because you can discover new authors to check out. And I'll be looking for more Harding.

"To Arizona" was funny, a little fluffy and a lot sexy. And it is unusual shifter jackpot: an otter and least weasel!

(least weasel)

*squee*

Not only did I feel like I won the unusual shifter jackpot, the story also uses a few fave themes - sport rivals to lovers, new man on campus and stealth courting!


Bonus points for the possessiveness!

In a world where shifters are known and are the only only allowed to participate in sports, Dustin, an otter shifter, was traded from his pro hockey team in Michigan to the Arizona Hares, his rivals. And most of all, he really can't stand the team captain, Chandler. With his 6'3" height, blond good looks and excellent hockey skills...there's nothing about Chandler that Dustin likes...okay maybe some things. Some really fun things.

The two have chemistry from the moment they meet, are made to live together, interact with the adorable menagerie of shifters (red pandas are the "it" shifter it seems) and have a bit of a communication/realization snag. One of the guys has a tendency to be oblivious and the other one doesn't want to be too obvious...but the reader obviously gets what they're aiming for: courting. I love the tenaciousness of a least weasel and the togetherness from the otter.

Hilarious, fun and sexy, "To Arizona" gives everything including locker room sex. It is a short length but it seemed complete. The teammates end up together and still give enough cute without making it sickening.

Recommended for readers who love fun, cute, and sexy all rolled together in this shifter delight.

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Buddy the Cat by Sara Stark

Noel is a lonely librarian who spends most of his time working, surfing dating websites to no avail, and hanging out with the cat who shows up on his balcony every night. When he meets Mike, he’s finally found a man who holds his interest. But it soon becomes clear that there’s more to the bird-chasing businessman than what’s on the surface.













Ann - 2 Hearts

The premise of this quick read was right up my alley. I love the idea of the lonely, socially awkward librarian who finds his HEA. That’s Buddy the Cat in a nutshell. Noel, the librarian MC of our duo works a lot and finds friendship in Buddy, a cat who shows up at his apartment randomly for dinner and cuddles. While the setup was adorkable, the execution was too awkward to pull it off completely. The conversations between Noel and Mike (human Buddy) were odd. Mike didn’t feel fully fleshed out so his cat like mannerisms in his human form just made him seem . . . weird. Then Noel’s reactions were abrupt (I’m guessing that was his social discomfort) but it was more offputting than charming. So, Mike and Noel got their HEA and I was told they were in love, good for them, but I didn’t get wrapped up in it while reading their story.

Reflection - 3.5 Hearts

'"Where did you even come from? Where do you go every night? It's confusing you know," Noel went on. The cat looked up at him the blue eyes full of understanding.'
I am just a little surprised by the lukewarm reception this story has so far receive. I for one think it is charming. Then again I have a huge soft spot for guys who like books, and casts. Although I don't currently own a cat (or perhaps that should be a cat doesn't currently own me) I am enthralled by their feline elegance and delightful sense of feline entitlement.

The combination of Noel's social awkwardness and his search for love is endearing. He finds himself adopted by Buddy, a beautiful cat who maintains his independence whilst spending time with Noel. Buddy is the catalyst (heh, pun) that helps Noel reflect on his life and to share his innermost contemplation out loud.

Noel is attracted to his sexy neighbour Mike, and needs to brush up on his chat up skills. There definitely seems to be a connection plus when Noel gazes into his blue eyes he can't shake the feeling their paths have already crossed.

I enjoyed how both Mike and Buddy take their time to decide whether Noel is indeed the man for them. I thought the author captured the idiosyncrasies and independence of a cat nature and although the writing didn't quite spark for me as much as some of the other tales in the anthology but it is quite charming none the less. Books and cats and love, what's not to love?

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Fieldwork by Charles Payseur

Agent Ignacio Ritter is content serving the CXO, the Central Xenomorph Organization, from the safety of his desk. He has good reasons for avoiding fieldwork like the plague: his parents died in the field, leaving him to be raised among wolf-shifters. Because of his adopted family, everyone thinks he is a wolf, a lie that protects him from the ridicule he’d face if he revealed the truth.

When the charming and dangerous tiger-shifter Agent Reed Daily chooses Ignacio to help close the books on a gang threatening to tear Chicago apart, Ignacio can’t refuse. Perhaps it’s the chance to avenge his parents, or perhaps it’s the tight fit of Reed’s suit and heat Reed’s smile ignites in Ignacio. When the chips are down and the whole city’s depending on him, will Ignacio prove himself a man or a mouse?




Reflection - 4 Hearts

'...Ignacio felt an overwhelming danger he didn't want to run from, that he wanted to embrace'
Hands up, this short shifter story is completely adorable. Agent Ignacio Ritter is more than dubious as to whether his talents or nerves are suited to working in the field, especially as he has a passion for forensic accounting. The CXO, Central Xenomorph Organization has other ideas, and Ignacio finds himself partnered with Tiger shifter Reed Daily, who seems keen to know both man and shifter on a much more personal level. Ignacio likes that most people assume he is a wolf like his foster siblings, although Reed seems to be able to sniff out the differences.

I loved this story as Ignacio reflects on life, and the perceptions of others whilst learning to adopt some of Reed's slightly more adventurous approach to life and love.

This story has it all, humour, action, adventure, friendship and the prospect of much much more. I was totally delighted and find myself avidly checking for other stories by this new to me author.

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All copies provided for an honest review.

See ya next week on the same day, same uni channel!

Review: The Second Half: A Gay American Football Story by Scott D. Pomfret

Division I college football coach Peyton Stone has a secret. It’s not so much that he’s gay. It’s that he’s fallen in love with his older Iraq-War-vet-turned-starting-QB Brady Winter. Willing to deny himself for the sake of the Golden Eagles football team, Peyton focuses helping his team score touchdowns, but when he discovers the attraction is mutual, he jumps in with both feet.

For each, the stakes are high: bowls, limelight, press, and the NFL. But Peyton and Brady find time during the season to carve out their own private and sexy refuge. Only jealous whispers force the head coach to see what he didn’t want to see and he tears the two apart. It’s only when Brady’s war injuries threaten his health that Peyton reluctantly returns to the team -- under cover! The two concoct a plan to pass off Peyton as Brady at the bowl game, thereby preserving Brady’s health and perhaps earning a national championship. Will anyone notice the difference? Does anyone really want to? Most of all, can the pair’s sense of honor outlast the deception?






I sat on this review so I wouldn't knee jerk rate it and I will say it certainly elicited a response, even a couple days later and I can still get fussy over it. I considered DNFing, but sheer stubbornness is my only excuse for not throwing the towel in. I wanted to find out where this was going, what the point or the message or whatever was.

I developed a few working hypotheses: 

(1) a platform to sound off on how homophobic sports are; 
(2) a platform to showcase how narrow-minded athletes can be; 
(3) a reminder of how everyday life is a shitshow that we all have to endure.




I bet you're asking why 1.5 Hearts then. One word-Peyton. Let me introduce you to the center of the universe, Peyton Stone, our protagonist and narrator. Peyton started off a pill and ended up a pill, so he gets a half heart for consistency. 

Peyton is an ex-football standout turned coach and the most unpleasant person I've had the misfortune of reading about in quite some time. He's morose, pessimistic, negativistic, narcissistic, insecure, melodramatic and maudlin. He calls his own mother white trash, fat shames people, and is the most homophobic gay man I think I've ever read. I can almost forgive his becoming irrationally obsessed with men at the drop of a hat until he starts making every action in the known universe about him or takes it upon himself to out people, people that he supposedly cares about. Then all bets are off.

Actually, I'm not being completely fair to Peyton here; the entire tone of the book is pessimistic, cynical and divisive. There seemed to be an underlying agenda of 'us vs. them' (gay vs. straight) that grated. I'm well aware there is a pervasive DADT in athletics. Just look at the clusterfuck that was the 2016 combine, but I also know there have been, are and will continue to be elite gay athletes and the way they play their sport cannot be differentiated based upon their sexuality. 

Most of the characters are petty and caricaturist. They're perpetually sniping at one another or just throwing shade for seemingly no other reason than because reasons. They're all flat and it seemed like they were trying too hard to be the evilest motherfucker you've ever met. These jokers shame Peyton for being a bottom which I find inherently misogynistic. Others seem to have a personal grudge against him for being a semi-closeted and are actively seeking to sabotage him, but all of this is told through the subjective and, in my opinion, skewed perspective of Peyton.

Peyton's internal monologues would make Freud scratch his head. Anyone that can make his boyfriend's injury a two and half page diatribe filled with his weird metaphors on how he somehow caused it when there's absolutely no way that could be true needs a therapist and a life coach and maybe the Dalai Lama.

I probably could've overlooked a portion of this were the story engaging, but it was the most preposterous, absurd sports themed book ever. I'm not even going to go into how absurd. I don't claim to be an expert on any sport. I have a cursory knowledge of many and hefty amount on a few, football being one of them. I didn't expect perfection. I did expect realism. The play calling and game time scenarios were realistic, but X's and O's are not the stuff of a great sports story.

What makes a great sports story is the camaraderie in the locker room, jibing amongst the players and coaches-the ribbing, joking, pranks and even that dude everyone hates. The logistics of the game are secondary to the story until the end wherein the game is won or lost, but everyone's learned that being part of the team is what matters most. But... it's still pretty great to win. 

What I got was...





You can't give me 280 pgs of shitshow melodramatics and hackneyed villainy then tack on a "love conquers all" HEA and expect me to believe it. Firstly, these characters have no chemistry. Secondly, there's no relationship development to speak of. Thirdly, with Peyton's epic level of pillness there is no way I can believe that he's miraculously changed his tune and will be capable of sustaining a relationship without torpedoing it inside of a month. I'd have much easier believed that Brady decided to run him over with a truck and steal his dog to run off and join the circus.

The writing style wasn't to my liking either. I found it choppy, littered with bizarre metaphors and cockamamie tangents. It lacked emotional content, development in characterization and relationship and it missed the mark in capturing what I enjoy most about sports. 

I would recommend this book to people who regularly enjoy punching their ticket to the Theater of the Ridiculous.






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