Today, we welcome author Joe Cosentino into the clubhouse to talk about his latest novella, An Infatuation. Joe has been kind enough to answer some questions and provide an excerpt of his novel for us.
*Pours cocktails and settles down to chat*
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With his ten-year high school reunion approaching, Harold wonders whether Mario will be as muscular, sexy, and tantalizing as he remembers. As a teenager, it was love at first sight for Harold while tutoring football star Mario, until homophobia and bullying drove Mario deep into the closet. Now they’re both married men. Mario, a model, is miserable with his producer wife, while Harold, a teacher, is perfectly content with his businessman husband, Stuart. When the two meet again, will the old flame reignite, setting Harold’s comfortable life ablaze? How can Harold be happy with Stuart when he is still infatuated with his Adonis, his first love, Mario? Harold faces this seemingly impossible situation with inimitable wit, tenderness, and humor as he attempts to reconcile the past and the future.
Excerpt:
One Friday afternoon I accidentally
ran into my hero in the boy's locker room. I’d had enough of the big guys
banging me into gym lockers, pushing me into cold showers, and hanging me from
the gym ropes. So I was on my way to give Mr. Adoni a note from Dr. Dlorah
excusing me from gym class for the remainder of the school year (due to my
highly contagious disease being studied by my doctor in Guatemala, where he
could not be reached for the next year).
The locker room smelled of an odd combination of soap, cologne,
sweat, and desire. Mario was getting ready for football practice, standing at
his gym locker without a combination lock on it. Nobody would dare to break
into it (Except for me that one time I smelled his jock strap. Okay maybe it
was a few times, but not more than ten.). Mario slid his T-shirt (red today)
over his thick, black hair and threw it on the nearby bench. No longer
harnessed by cotton, his arm, back, chest, and neck muscles swelled to full
size. I was half hidden behind the adjoining row of lockers, wearing my usual
green and blue flannel shirt and brown corduroy pants. Mario, who wasn’t
looking in my direction, said something really beautiful to me that I will
never forget. “Hi.”
“Did you just? Oh. Hi. Hello. Good afternoon. Nice to see you. I
mean, change with you.” I looked down at the floor (but cheated a bit) as Mario
kicked off his boots, slipped off his jeans then threw them in the lucky
locker. His red underpants (briefs) revealed ample manhood. This is better than the newspaper’s underwear
ads!
“Good gym class today with Mr. Adonis, I mean, Mr. Adoni.” Did I just say that? “Harold High.”
“Hi.”
“High.” How can I get my pulse
down to 260?
“Hi.” Mario reached into his locker for his sweat clothes.
Shouldn’t people be doing
that for you? “Oh, my last name is High. Like a
kite.” How can I stop my arms from waving
like an airport flagger on speed?
“Mario Ginetti. Like nothin’ else imaginable.” Mario smiled,
revealing a row of perfectly white teeth, and held the sweat clothes in his
hands as if he was mortal.
“I know. I watch your body play.” Why can’t I stop talking? “I mean, I watch you play … football … on
the field … in your football outfit.” I
feel like Michelangelo with his David!
As Mario put on his sweats, I continued to sweat.
“I'm voting for your body … I mean I'm voting for you for president of your … our … the student body.” I need my jaw wired shut. “I’m your lab partner in Chemistry class.
Ms. Hungry’s class … I mean Ms. Hunsley’s class.”
His olive-colored face glistened as Mario’s face registered
recognition—of me! “I thought I knew
you from somewheres. Hey, thanks for doing the lab reports.”
“It’s my honor … I mean my pleasure. It’s fine. If you need help
putting up posters for your campaign, I can … ”
Having just tied the laces of his sneakers, Mario stood absolutely
still. He looked at me as if he was staring into my heart and somehow knew what
I was feeling. “I gotta take a wicked piss.”
Can I watch?
“Thanks for helping me out, Buddy.” He slammed the locker door and
left.
He called me, Buddy! My heart was as soft and silly as putty that Mario held in the palm
of his hand like his soap on a rope.
AN INFATUATION
by JOE COSENTINO
a Bittersweet Dreams novella from Dreamspinner Press
e-book $4.99
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Interview
What inspired you
to start writing, especially your novella AN INFATUATION?
When
I told my mother I wanted to be an actor, she said, “Take this knife and stick
it through my heart.” I did it anyway, and acted on stage and screen with stars
like Bruce Willis, Rosie O’Donnell, Holland Taylor, Jason Robards, and Nathan
Lane. It occurred to me that acting is storytelling in the same way that
writing is storytelling, so I decided to give playwriting a try. When I told my
mother I wanted to write fiction, she said, “Don’t you have anything better to
do?” I wonder if Shakespeare’s mother said that? I knew my first novella would
be a bit autobiographical, but have a universal theme.
What inspired you to write AN INFATUATION?
Hasn’t everyone been infatuated with
someone? Think about your first infatuation. There’s nothing more powerful. I was thinking
back to my high school days, and how difficult it was back then for a gay teen
before GLSEN, PFLAG, and Will and Grace.
Lab partners, gym locker rooms, and club meetings where super important. At my
high school reunion, I realized things weren’t what they seemed back then. A
story was born.
How long did it take you to write this novella,
and what did you do the day that you finished it?
It began as a one-act play, which I
expanded and morphed into a novella. So it took many months to write. The story
is personal and important to me, so I wanted to get everything just right. Once
I was confident that I had achieved just that, a la God, I announced to my
spouse, “It is finished!” I have not had a better night’s sleep before or after
that night—until I saw the gorgeous book cover!
Who is your
favourite character from your novella? And why?
While the situation is fictitious, Harold
is based on me, so it’s a no-brainer! Actually, I really admire Harold’s
resilience, honesty, intelligence, wit, and ability to keep going in trying
situations. His heart may be broken, but his spirit always stays intact.
Harold’s devotion to his spouse, Stuart, is admirable, as is his honesty about
his teenage infatuation with Mario. I love that the story spans twenty years so
we see Harold (and Mario) develop and mature.
Which one of your
characters was the hardest one to write? And why?
It is always hard for me to write
homophobic characters. How nonsensical is it for someone to spend his/her time,
money, and energy trying to hurt, belittle, or take away the rights of someone
else? In most cases, the homophobic person is gay him/herself, and due to
internalized homophobia, is battling with him/herself via the gay target. That
is the case with the two homophobic characters in my novel.
Which one of your
characters did you enjoy writing the most? And why?
Stuart was great fun to write, because
he is based on my spouse who is totally organized and a real list maker, but
also sweet, creative, and caring. He creates an itinerary for our trips in ten
minute time blocks!
Is Mario based on
anyone?
Mario is a combination of many
supposedly straight, perfect guys who gay guys so easily become infatuated with
every day. I love that Harold and Mario come full circle at their high school
reunion.
What tips would you give other writers, when
creating comedy in their own writing?
Harold is hysterical! When a
reader finishes a book, he/she should be satisfied that the various parts
equaled the whole, rather than the author pulling an ending out of the hat. I
recommend not writing jokes to try to be funny. Let the humor come out of the
situations and the characters naturally. People are funny, but only in real
life, believable situations. And don’t forget the yang side of comedy is
tragedy, and find the emotional core of your characters and story. As the old
expression goes, “Make ‘em laugh then make ‘em cry.”
Is AN INFATUATION
your first novel?
It is my first novella. My first novel,
PAPER DOLL (Jana Lane mystery 1), is published by Whiskey Creek Press. It is a
mystery romance novel about an ex-child movie star. Since I was a professional
actor, I was able to use my knowledge of show business to create a captivating,
humorous, romantic, mystery with lots of plot twists and turns, leading to a
surprising ending. Though the leading characters are straight, there are many
terrific gay supporting characters, including an M/M romance.
What would you
say to writers in the M/M genre?
I love reading and writing stories
with engaging characters who I want to spend time with. I recommend letting
your characters talk to one another and seeing what happens. An outline is
simply an outline. Don’t be afraid to deviate from it. Also, a romance story
needs much more than romance. Don’t forget the humor, and the twists and turns
in the story. Finally, until gays have equal civil rights, a little politicking
never hurt.
What are you working
on now?
I am currently
writing a sequel novel to PAPER DOLL, entitled PORCELAIN DOLL. I am also
working on an M/M comedy mystery series set in the world of academia. Since I
am a college professor, I know that world quite well. Happily, nobody has been
murdered at my college—yet. I am finishing the first three novels, DRAMA QUEEN,
DRAMA MUSCLE, and DRAMA CRUISE. DRAMA QUEEN will be released by Lethe Press
this summer.
Who is your
favourite author to read?
Armistead Maupin has an amazing
flair for writing eccentric, loveable characters with engaging and realistic
dialogue.
What books have
you read?
I’ve read all nine TALES OF THE CITY
books by Armistead Maupin, every Agatha Christie novel and short story, and all
of Greg Herren’s MM mystery novels. I also love the three Rainbow Boys gay
young adult novels by Alex Sanchez.
How was the writer inside of you hatched?
As a kid I played make believe
constantly. “Let’s put on a show!” was my motto. I played all the
characters—male and female. Hm, that explains a lot. Thankfully my parents and
teachers indulged me rather than committed me. I always enjoyed improvisation
as an actor, and I see writing as an extension of that. It also keeps the mind
sharp, which is much appreciated as I get older.
What genres do you work with as a writer?
Humorous, engaging, complex
characters in interesting locations captivate me. Every one of my characters
has a secret! I have used my knowledge of show business and the gay world to
tell shocking, riveting, and entertaining stories.
As a reader, what elements of a story do
you look for?
When I read a great piece of fiction,
I feel as if I am the leading character, going through the story and
experiencing all of the emotions right along with him/her. A terrific novel or
novella lays out the plot and culminates with only one possible ending,
unveiling various secrets along the way. I don’t appreciate novels, where
authors lay out a story then arbitrarily pick an ending. The end must justify
the means. And it needs to be fun, sexy, and tantalizing along the way.
Would you like to say anything to our
readers?
I know this story will touch your
heart, because it’s everyone’s story. We’ve all had an infatuation, and this
novel is a testament to that. Please email me via my web site and tell me about
your experience with the book. I also love answering questions about the novella,
so let them fly. My web site is: http://www.JoeCosentino.weebly.com
Is there a message in AN INFATUATION?
I
love the anti-bullying message in the novella. I also think a theme is that
it’s okay to fantasize about someone.
Who designed the cover for AN
INFATUATION?
Isn’t
it terrific? Christie Caughie is the artist. I love how well she was able to
capture the two leading characters. Let’s make the movie!
Where do you see yourself in five 5-10
years?
Winning
an Academy Award for Best Screenwriter and Best Featured Actor (Mr. Ringwood) for
AN INFATUATION. (You have to dream big) <<<< I totally agree! Lorix
What would you do, as a happily married
man, if you went to your high school reunion and found your first unrequited
love from high school was interested in getting together?
I
would probably do just what Harold did in AN INFATUATION. What would you do?
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Joe Cosentino is the author of An Infatuation (Dreamspinner Press), Paper Doll, the first Jana Lane mystery (Whiskey Creek Press), Drama Queen, the first Nicky and Noah mystery (Lethe Press-releasing this summer), and The Nutcracker and the Mouse King (Eldridge Plays and Musicals). He has appeared in principal acting roles in film, television, and theatre, opposite stars such as Bruce Willis, Rosie O’Donnell, Nathan Lane, Holland Taylor, and Jason Robards. His one-act plays, Infatuation and Neighbor, were performed in New York City. He wrote The Perils of Pauline educational film (Prentice Hall Publishers). Joe is currently Head of the Department/Professor at a college in upstate New York, and is happily married. His upcoming novels are Porcelain Doll (the second Jana Lane mystery) and Drama Muscle (the second Nicky and Noah mystery).
My Website: https://www.JoeCosentino.weebly.com
My Goodreads author page: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4071647.Joe_Cosentino
My Facebook page/s: https://www.facebook.com/joe.cos.7
My Amazon author page: http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00KRPXJP6
I really enjoyed the Infatuation. Strong MC's, great storyline. I encourage people to read
ReplyDeleteFAntastic. So many books, so little time - but it's on my TBR!!
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