Review: The Lord of Twink's Bottom by Danni Keane

Twink's Bottom - Just a typical English village...

Tracy Richards has no idea what to expect when he takes the job of caretaker at the mysterious village of Twink's Bottom. The locals are happy to tell him about the part he will have to play in the annual erotic topiary event, but when it comes to the reclusive lord living in the dilapidated manor house on the hill, they are far more reluctant to talk.

Lord Reeves lives an isolated life, only venturing from the grounds of Twink's Bottom Manor to walk his beloved dog, Reggie. But Lord Reeves has a vision—a beautiful, majestic topiary phallus soaring towards the sky from the top of Twink's Bottom Hill. He believes its creation will lay old ghosts to rest, and bring him the peace that has alluded him for so many years.

Could Tracy be the man to bring Lord Reeves' phallus to life, and by working together will they finally reclaim Rory's rightful place as The Lord of Twink's Bottom?

Twink's Bottom is a village located past The Arse End of Nowhere, past the village of Twink and after Morning Wood. Twink's Bottom is a village with a long tradition of eroticism and the annual topiary competition is something the villagers take very seriously. You see topiary is more than mere bush trimming, it's an art form. And before this year’s competition is over, there will be laughter, heartbreak, tears, a budding romance and a disaster of epic proportions you won’t want to miss.

I really needed this story. I'd just finished a very dark and depressing book that I struggled with the entire time. Then I download The Lord of Twink’s Bottom and the party began. This is what I would call a romantic comedy. It is laugh-out-loud funny and full of erotic innuendo and double entendres.

My favorite part takes place as Tracy and Lord Reeves, aka Rory, were about to make love for the first time. With Rory being a virgin, Tracy has to tell him what to do. So Tracy squeezes some lube onto Rory’s finger and asks Rory to get him ready. Rory is hesitant…..

“What if there's something ... ” Rory lowered his voice to a whisper, “ ... up there?”


Tracy couldn't help the giggle that bubbled its way out of his mouth. “Bloody hell, Rory, I don't use my arse for storage, you know!”

Oh my, I thought I was going to wet my pants I was laughing so hard.

This book may not be for everyone but I thoroughly enjoyed it. It is not a book to be taken seriously but it does have a sweetness to it. Rory and Tracy make an adorable couple and I wish them a long and happy life together in Twink’s Bottom.

If you enjoy movies like the 1980 hit Airplane staring Leslie Nielson

or the outrageous comedies like Dumb and Dumber staring Jim Carrey

then you should definitely read this book. If those aren’t your type of movie, you might just find Rory and Tracy’s story adorable anyway.

Thank you, Danni Keane, for sharing this story. For such a delicate British flower, you sure do write a remarkable erotic tale.

Note: A copy of this book was provided by the author in exchange for an honest review.

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