Anniversary Shenanigans: Author Visit + Giveaway - J.A. Rock

If you're not familiar with The Gronker (a) you're missing out on some A+ goofballdom and (b) he happens to bear a strong resemblance to a certain big-hearted mantie wearing, pro hot wing eating Jolly Rancher loving big ole teddy bear named Kamen and ICYMI a certain unicorn has a bit of a crush on that doofus.

There could've been begging to get this. Allegedly.

Party Ship Blues

A Triad of Limericks About the Journey of the Norwegian Pearl

There once was a party ship in Miami,
Hosted by the Gronk and his family.
It was bound for the Bahamas,
But was so laden with hot sauce
It nearly sank—leaving everyone clammy.


Aboard the Norwegian Pearl,
The dance floor was all in a whirl.
Sleeveless shirts glowed so bright
In the vibrant blacklight,
As the dancers bounced, step-clapped, and twirled.


There’s only so much to do on a ship,
And the host must make the most of his trip.
It’s a good time we’re havin’,
But time to go back to the cabin
And break out the handcuffs and whip.

For your viewing pleasure...

Or...

You can fall down the YouTube rabbit hole all on your own from here. You're welcome!

About the author

J.A. Rock has worked as a dog groomer, knife seller, haunted house zombie, standardized patient, cashier, census taker, state fair quilt hanger, and, for one less-than-magical evening, a server—and would much rather be writing about those jobs than doing them. A lover of m/m BDSM romance, J.A. lives mostly in West Virginia, and always with a beloved dog, Professor Anne.

Website: www.jarockauthor.com
Blog: http://jarockauthor.blogspot.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/jarockauthor
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ja.rock.39

Many thanks to J.A. for indulging a fangirl helping us celebrate. Let her know how much you loved her limericks in the comments! Or Kamen/Gronk. This is a Kamen/Gronk safe gushing zone. And all comments will be entered to win your choice from J.A.'s backlist. Be sure to leave your email, Twitter handle or Goodreads profile. Entries close November 28th at Midnight EST. Another winner will be chosen if there is no response within 48 hrs. Good luck!



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Which kinky series centers around a priest, an author and a king (of kink)? (worth 10 pts)

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